Everyone at the Phoenix Forum had a high opinion of Christian Wilde, so I invited him to do this interview (and I had ulterior motives).

The Pouf Questionnaire

The first time I saw Christian Wilde, it was like getting the breath sucked out of me. He's the spitting image of a guy I dated in the mid-1980s, though my ex today is old enough to be Wilde's father. Tall, lanky and handsome, Wilde is being kept busy by several major studios, but will we see him bottom before the year is out?

First three photos courtesy of Raging Stallion Studios; last photo courtesy of Falcon Studios

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What's the best thing about your penis?
That's funny. I don't know. I've heard from a lot of people that I have a pretty dick and I've got a perfect penis. Lol I'm grateful that it's not malformed or something. I particularly like that it's not too big and not too small.

What was your personal path to performing in porn?
I needed cash. Fast. I jumped on the Internet, found a guy that wanted to pay 300 bucks for a solo scene, and at that time 300 was a lot of money for me, did it, got home and immediately went searching for more!

What will give you an orgasm that makes you levitate?
Oh Jesus, wait, no not him. Lol. I have a prostate stimulator and a Fleshjack. The combination of those two are magical.

What fetish do you have that we might not see in your movies?
I like a lot of things. But lately I've really been exploring BDSM. And loving it.

You're going to direct a porn scene. Who's in the scene and what happens?
Lol I get taken advantage of by like 20 people. That would be awesome.

If you could spend 24 hours doing anything you want with any person on the planet, whom would you choose and what would you do?
Hmmm ... I'm friend oriented so it would probably be one of my best friends. And we would probably do something amazing like travel or see something beautiful.

Share your weirdest come-on, either given by you or to you.
Someone once said to me, "I'd eat glass to see you naked." Not a pretty visual.

What is the fastest way to get you into bed?
A wink and a smile. Kidding kidding. Be real, be honest, be upfront, don't play kid games, and be your sexy self.

Do sex partners (or potential sex partners) relate to you differently when they know you make porn films?
Absolutely. They either judge me and think I'm weird, or they wanna see my dick.

What’s the biggest lie anyone ever told you, or you ever told someone else, in order to have sex?
Probably that I really liked who they were and didn't just want to have sex with them. Lol, not so truthful.

What's the most unusual or fun thing you have ever had up your ass?
A toothbrush. Lmao! I was young and curious. Don't judge me.

What is it about a person's body that most makes you weak in the knees?
Boys: pretty eyes and a six-pack. Girls: a pretty smile and a big curvey ass.

Where is the most daring place you have ever had sex? What did you do there?
I once had sex on the express elevator in a hotel and was probably one zipper away from getting caught. Exciting.

At what age did you first watch porn?
I think I was like 8 and had no fucking clue what was happening.

When did you lose your virginity? Who with?
I was 12, with a girl that I was with. Kinda ridiculous. I was waaaaay too young.

Is porn a career or a hobby for you right now? What will come next?
It's my job. This isn't what I want to do forever. But for now, this is working beautifully.

What is the perfect sexual encounter?
Fun, hot, simple, enjoyable.

Share something personal or amusing that reveals your human side.
I still pick my boogers and sometimes go a couple days without a shower. Lol. That's not really human, more gross.

Which food makes you horny?
The kind you eat. Lol. I'm horny too often to know.

Is there masturbation after death?
There damn well better be!!!

Extra Questions

What was the motivation or inspiration for the tattoo that stretches across the top of your chest?
It's a spiritual meaning. The sunlight represents good, positive, uplifting. It's a reminder to stay away from evil in any form.

What's your educational background?
High school diploma. Some college and I'm kinda conversational in American sign language.

Do your immediate family members (parents, siblings) know of your work in XXX entertainment and if so, have they been supportive?
My mom knows. She's like my best friend. But my dad would flip his shit so if he asks, I paint houses. Lol.

May 2010