So much great literature has been written in the English language because English's inherent ambiguity lends itself to such wide interpretation.

An example of that, which you probably could not use in your English Lit class, was given today in the weekly column of XXFactor friend Mark Adams, of vidioview.com.

Adams reported that Robert Van Damme, whose recent kerfuffle with the law got him clapped into the slammer, has been released. Van Damme spent 49 days behind bars due to a domestic violence charge, and in the dark before the dawn, there was talk of deportation. Now Van Damme is a free man, claiming to be in the best shape of his life due to the extra seven weeks of workouts he got while intoning his daily mantra, "Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage."

My favorite part of the Adams story was when he mentioned that Van Damme spoke to blogger Vincent Lambert about sex in jail and said he plans to rebuild his porn business and "already has a few scenes 'in the can.'" (Those quotes are not mine.)

It was only a year ago, in Private Party 3, that Robert took it in the can for the first time. It must have been more exciting than he first anticipated, for him to leak now that he has several more such scenes ready for his fans.

Click here to read the Adams column.
Click here to read Vincent Lambert's blog.

July 2010