Their sexual orientation mostly takes a back seat, as these nine horny guys find a way to express what Mother Nature is urging them to do.

A review by Onan the Vulgarian

Straight Edge 7

Cast: Jason Adonis, Landon Mycles, Berke Banks, Andrew Blue, Jake Steel, Hayden Stephens, Spencer Whitman, Tristan Jaxx, Dylan Roberts.

Produced by Jet Set Men.

Ratings Guide

Two reasons to watch this movie:

• To see Landon Mycles break out in sweat when he gets fucked.
• The revenge enacted by Jason Adonis and Hayden Stephens against a hated teacher.

Jet Set's Straight Edge series has reached seven-year-itch territory. Straight Edge 7 is the 7th consecutive title of this annual series that debuted in 2004. Jet Set never sent a screener of Straight Edge 3, so I can't say definitively that #7 is the best of the bunch, but it is at worst #2. It might even send you into a tizzy if you sit down to watch it unprepared, because you won't have enough hands to grab your lube, your cock, your cum towel and your remote control.

The "Straight" in the title is provocative, but it's strictly a cock tease. There's not enough consistency from scene to scene (let's remember there are seven years of them) to say that the scenes who straight guys exploring their bi-curiosity or gay guys looking for straight trade or any other such thing. Some of the scenes don't even have any dialog, so viewers will have to create their own scenarios for what the straight edge is in those scenes. And solos? Jacking off hasn't got much of anything to do with sexual orientation. So let's take the series title with a grain of salt and move on to the seven scenes in #7.

Two of the scenes are solos, courtesy of Jake Steel, who uses a dildo and Andrew Blue, who doesn't. It's tough to deliver a good solo. Either you've got to sell your body and your sexual desirability to the viewer, or you've got to have such a whale of a good time pounding your pud that something as universal and as mundane as jacking off will be new and fresh again. Can't say that Steel delivers in those respects, though he is pretty to watch, but Blue gives a solo that'll make you wish you could jump his bones.

Blue has a second scene, shot on the same set. There's a glory hole off to the side and this time, there's a cock poking through so that Andrews does not have to achieve satisfaction by masturbating. Blue is appealingly convex in just the right places, and the hair is fabulous. If his curves were to prove too slippery, any potential sex partner would only have to grab hold of a handful of hair (perhaps at his peril) for stability. Berke Banks is the guy behind the glory hole and the difference in age, coloration and body hair enhances the action.

Jason Adonis and Landon Mycles also get two scenes each. they are together in the first scene, which as neither dialog nor setup. Suck and fuck. Landon's ass deserves to have more than just Jason's cock in it, but they look good together, if you can disregard Adonis's ludicrous pubic hairdo.

Mycles' ass gets better appreciated in his scene with Spencer Whitman in the locker room. While changing, Mycles tells Whitman he's been working on his glutes and he asks for an outright appraisal. When Whitman's response is not fulsome enough in its praise, Mycles spreads his legs, squats a bit, and asks for a second opinion. This time, he gets the hoped-for response.

As for Adonis, he meets up with Hayden Stephens in the classroom of "Mr. Steele," a prof they both declare is "a prick." It's the same classroom where Jake Steel jacked off after writing multiple times "I will not jack off in class" on the blackboard. Jason and Hayden decide to take revenge on Mr. Steele by leaving their loads on his desk. Of all the scenes in Straight Edge 7, this is the one that best exemplifies what the title seems to promise. It's a plausible excuse for two "straight" guys to get naked and jack off together, in the hopes that the sex escalates to something more. Once their dicks are out, and hard, they find the perfect way to raise the ante: it would "totally disgrace" the reviled Mr. Steel if Hayden got down and sucked Jason's cock. The rest is pretty delicious, with mutual sucking, some of the best rimming of the year, and a fully engaged multiple-position fuck.

The final scene is shot on the same glory hole set as before, this time with Dylan Roberts hanging out by the glory hole, rubbing the boner in his jeans and holding out for a hardon to poke through one of the holes. Tristan Jaxx saunters by, gives him the visual once-over, and gets rejected. So Jaxx sneaks behind the wall of glory holes and sticks his cock through. No more rejection. Dylan sucks the anonymous cock then backs up on it to fuck himself. "Oh shit" is his response when Jaxx reveals himself, but by then they're both committed to finishing the fuck.

Like its predecessors, Straight Edge 7 is comprised of scenes that previously aired on the Jet Set website. It's a strong collection. Adonis, Stephens, Blue and Mycles look especially good and deliver potent performances. Mycles is one of the best bottoms working in the industry right now and he can invite my appraisal of his butt at any time. Adonis and Stephens handle their corny dialog with just the right amount of swagger and irony to make it work, and the chemistry is excellent.

The DVD has scene selection, cumshots, trailers; 122 minutes.

review posted July 27, 2010