My hard fully belongs to Azz Rico, whose sexual magnetism, mischievousness and awesome buns transcend many of this film's weaknesses.

A review by Onan the Vulgarian

Latin Pinga Posse

Cast: Glasius Ice, Ryan Patrick, Azz Rico, Roger Rodriguez, Young Gun, Kaden Roads, Brad Michaels, Kai Summers

Directed by Brady Mayo for High Drive Productions.

Ratings Guide

High Drive Productions wants you to know how young the models in Latin Pinga Posse are, so they add each model's age in parentheses after his name on the DVD and in the promotional materials. For some of them, the melting wax on the blown-out birthday candles of their 18th birthday cakes hasn't even congealed yet.

To me, that means I should see rampant erections all over the place and the sex should sometimes be tentative, sometimes exuberant and often experimental. Eighteen-year-olds who are spreading their sexual wings want to try everything, do everything. Or are things different now?

Latin Pinga Posse is filmed at an outdoor RV park that looks a lot like the same location where the last few High Drive productions were shot. Several of the models are the same, too, so it already feels like I've seen it before. A few dozen yards in the distance, there's a row of trailers and RVs. Some of the sex scenes are shot within full view of these vehicles, which makes me wonder who's in them. Before the sex begins, the Latino square off against the Anglos for a "fight" with garden hoses colorful plastic water pistols, in which everyone ends up naked.

Ryan Patrick's scene with Glasius Ice should have been edited into a very brief DVD extra. Patrick is flaccid for the entire scene. Even while getting sucked by his big-dicked partner, Patrick's dick is droopy. After Glasius fucks him and lands a big cumshot on his thigh, Patrick climbs into the back of a Jeep Cherokee alone to jerk out his load — the only time we see him hard. Through the magic of editing, Ice magically appears at Patrick's side afterwards, as if he had been there all the time. Then they jump out onto the grass and hose the lube and spooge off each other.

Azz Rico is the hero of this story. He's cute, compact, muscular, agile and somewhat of a mischief-maker. If you watched the water-pistol fight and wondered who that hunk with the amazing buns was, it was Rico. In the first of his two scenes, which is probably the best scene of the film, he is paired with handsome (but will somebody please feed him) Roger Rodriguez. This scene captures some of the splendor in the grass and in the ass of young guys discovering their sexuality. The chemistry is good, the camera work is above average and the chemistry is excellent. The only odd thing is that the sex takes place in bright daylight but the cumshots happen at night in total darkness.

Cover couple Young Gun (the tall one with the peaches and cream complexion) and Kaden Roads open their scene with several boring minutes of dialog in which they diss each other's mothers. ("Your mama's so fat she has to use a pillowcase as a sock.") Not only are the jokes not funny, but they go on far too long. This is one of the sex scenes that takes place in full view of the row of parked RVs and trailers. It is oral only.

For intermission, the entire cast, plus extras, reassembles for another non-sexual scene in which Dakota gives everyone a shower with the garden hose. Then we watch Brad Michaels and Kaden Roads wash the car. Work turns to horseplay turns to sex. After each of them sucks the other, they confess to being virgins, then they jump in the back of the Cherokee, they 69, and Brad fucks Kaden, who does not act at all like  this is his first time.

Azz Rico returns, paired with Kai Summers, for the final scene. There's another installment of "mama" insults, but the delivery is better and there's only a minute of them (you can fast-forward but Rico and Summers are very cute to watch here). The visual high point of the entire film is when Rico stands on his hands, butt facing the camera, and Summers grabs a bun in each hand and sucks him.

The glare is distracting (at times, horrendous), or I might have tagged this as the best sex scene. It's the only scene with any ass play. Summers taps his tain't while he's sucking Rico and each of them rims the other. What I don't understand is why everyone on the set wasn't lining up to stick his tongue in Rico's crack. They fuck on the tailgate of the Cherokee. Rico is the top, as he was in his earlier scene (despite the studio still that shows him about to be fucked by Roger), and Summers is hard and smiling ear-to-ear, as every twink should.

For an epilog, Rico gives us a booty dance, flanked by two cast members and accompanied by birds singing in the trees.

The DVD has chapter selection, cumshots, trailers, slide show, contact info; 108 minutes.

posted June 20, 2008