These twinks are very endearing when they are horsing around, but when they hunker down to fuck, they don't seem to be having as much fun.

A review by Onan the Vulgarian

Jr. Hottie Sports Club

Cast: A.J., Ashton Scott, Brad Michaels, Holden Rush, Jayden Keyes, Jessie Vasquez, Kaden Roads, Michael Cresthill, Sebastian Blaque, Young Gun.

Directed by Brady Mayo for High Drive Productions/ Pacific Sun Entertainment.

Ratings Guide

Jr. Hottie Sports Club films 10 twinks at a campground in Florida, where the sex is mixed with fishing, boating, washing the car, playing ball and other outdoor activities. The members of the cast seem to enjoy themselves more when they're screwing around than when they are actually screwing, which was somewhat puzzling, since they are young, cute and should be raring to go all the time.

Young Gun is one of two cast members who wouldn't be out of place in a Bel Ami film. He makes it his job to pursue Holden Rush, a self-declared virgin, wanting to be the one who pops Holden's cherry. Young Gun provides limited instruction ("You're not lickin' it good enough ... c'mon"), boasts about the size of his cock (it's big) and reciprocates on the sucking, but his lessons omit rimming. We don't see the actual penetration of Holden, but we do see them fuck, doggie and standing, out in the sunshine. Young Gun has a very thick and creamy cumshot and he proposes another round.

An inflatable rubber boat figures in three of the scenes. It makes its first appearance with cover model Ashton Scott (a Jr. Hottie whom I'd instantly promote to Sr. Hottie) and Jessie Vasquez. They strip and show each other their hardons while drifting on the pond, but wait until they are back on solid ground to have sex. Lots of kissing precedes the mutual sucking, and the beached boat provides a comfy surface. They fuck in three positions, but the sit-fuck allows the best camera angles and gives both models the best opportunities to put their backsides in motion. The combined volume of their cumshots probably exceeds all the others in the film put together.

AJ (best abs) and Sebastian Blaque, at 21, are the oldest guys in the movie. A carwash gone awry is as good a reason as any to get out of their clothes (director Brady Mayo and his crew must have the cleanest cars in Florida). This scene has the showiest cock sucking, with a nose-to-the-balls 69 on the roof of the car. They retreat to the rear interior of the SUV to fuck, AJ topping. Blaque is the most adventurous, as well as noisiest, bottom of the film, and the one who seems most to enjoy getting fucked. He also laps up some of AJ's cum.

Jayden Keyes and Kaden Roads commandeer the rubber boat for a fishing trip, but the poles in their pants prove more persuasive than the ones they brought along to catch fish with. They suck each other at the edge of the pond and in the boat, then return to fuck in the back of that well-used SUV. Judging by the moans and groans, Kaden really likes getting fucked but there's not much chemistry, with Jayden delivering a mechanical, if pneumatic, performance. Near the end of their scene, Kaden is on his back with his shoulders barely supported by the car's bumper. His ankles hooked over Jayden's shoulders and one hand hanging onto a window strut prevent gravity from claiming him. The film's best penetration shot occurs in this scene, when the lads have their legs crisscrossed.

AJ returns, joined by Brad Michaels, Michael Cresthill — and the boat — for an adult re-enactment of "rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub." Brad has brought along his binoculars and for some reason, his sighting of a bald eagle provokes gales of laughter. AJ wants to know how big his cock looks in the binoculars, which is the signal for everyone to grab a cock and suck it. Sex may float their boat but it might also sink it, so they paddle to dry land and choose a picnic table for the sexual feasting. AJ fucks both of his buddies and he takes so long to cum that the sun has set by the time it finally happens.

The sex is immediately followed by interviews with Holden, Young Gun, Jayden and Kaden. Viewers will have to do some connecting the dots here; the interviews are edited so that we hear the models' answers but not the questions. One blooper the editor missed is Holden telling his age: "I am twe ... eighteen."

Frequent low-flying aircraft are a distraction, as is one of the models (Young Gun?) jacking off in the background during Holden's interview. Obviously, one of these distractions is preferable to the other. There appears to be genuine camaraderie on the set, some of which is reflected in the press images provided with the film, if not in the film itself, such as Kaden playing with a toy bow-and-arrow and the trio from the final scene enacting a "show us your ass" homage to the Athletic Model Guild. I wish that more of that carried over to the live action.

The DVD has scene selection, cumshots, trailers, slide show, contact information and interviews; 99 minutes.

posted July 29, 2008