There may be no cuter twinks on this side of the Atlantic, but they seem to have more fun when they're not having sex than when they are

A review by Onan the Vulgarian

Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training

Cast: Ashton Scott, Cody Parker, Kenny Kash, Roger Rodriguez, Jessie Vasquez, Michael Cresthill, Jayden Keys, Kaden Roads, Ryan Patrick, Sebastian Blaque, Brad Michaels.

Directed by Brady Mayo for High Drive Productions/ Pacific Sun Entertainment.

Ratings Guide

Brady Mayo finds the cutest young guys this side of Prague to film for High Drive Productions, but his films may be an acquired taste. The seven most recent productions were filmed at a campground in Florida. In the not-too-distant background there's a permanent armada of campers, trailers and RVs that make me very curious to know what the occupants are thinking about all the sexual hijinks going on nearby.

Water sports figure prominently in all the films, but not the kind you think. There's a reedy pond where the boys fish, swim and paddle around in an inflatable rubber boat; someone is always squirting somebody with a hose or a squirt gun and invariably there's a car that needs washing. All such activities segue readily into sex.

Mayo also has a taste for corny dialog ("Do you have any sunscreen cuz you're burning me up?"), retro toys, including pint-sized fishing rods and — my favorite — the bow with suction-cup-tipped arrows that I wouldn't mind one or two of these Cupids aiming in my direction.

In Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training, laundry seems to be a running theme. Blond cover model Cody Parker is highly critical of the load of whites hanging on the clothesline that Ashton Ryan (the dark-haired cover model) claims to have spent all morning washing. They bicker like aging (but oh-so-cute) queens over imagined skid marks, spots and cum stains on the phalanx of snow-white briefs hung out to dry, and they end up wearing some of the undies around their necks as they kiss and make up. They suck each other and Cody fucks Ashton.

Scene 2 requires a corny dialog alert as Kenny Kash and Roger Rodriguez try to outdo each other with mutual admiration platitudes. A hose, water pistols and a carwash all enter into the foreplay, which leads to mutual blow jobs, 69, and Kenny (the only hairy member of the cast) fucking Roger.

Michael Cresthill says he gets so turned on by Jessie Vasquez that he wants to do cartwheels. So he does. Then he jumps rope while Jessie hangs around with his hardon waiting. Michael stops showing off so he and Jessie can suck each other, then they spread out a blanket on the grass for a sit-fuck, moving later to the interior of an SUV. Jessie tops.

Another laundry dispute launches the next scene, which is a three-way. Ryan Patrick is the critic; Jayden Keyes and Kaden Roads are the laundry boys who object that the only thing dirty is Ryan's mouth, so Kaden plugs it with his cock. Everyone finds a cock to suck and Ryan eats Jayden's ass before Jayden fucks him, in the SUV and on the grass. The Jayden fucks Kaden for good measure.

The final scene, which is also a three-way, begins with Cody Parker, Brad Michaels and Sebastian Blaque tossing a football around. When that gets old, they triangulate for a group kiss. They shuck their shorts, which is all that any of them is wearing, and switch from kissing to sucking. Then it's off to the back of the familiar SUV, where Brad rides Cody's cock while Sebastian sucks him. Sebastian and Cody takes turns fucking Brad and Sebastian eats sum of Cody's cum.

Cute as these boys are, I wish they would display more enthusiasm and more abandon during the sex. Too often I wonder, like Peggy Lee before me, "Is that all there is?"

The DVD has chapter selection with fetish submenus, trailers, cumshots, slideshow, contact info, model interviews; 100 minutes.

posted Sept. 7, 2008