If your partying plans include Brent Everett, you'd better have a backup in place because sex trumps everything else on Brent's calendar.

A review by Onan the Vulgarian

Some Things Cum Up!

Cast: AJ Banks, Eddie Blake, Chad Davis, Dante Escobar, Brent Everett, Cole Harvey, Connor Maguire, Mike Rivers.

Directed by Chi Chi LaRue for Rascal Video/ Channel 1 Releasing.

Ratings Guide

Two reasons to see this movie:

• Brent Everett gets fucked.
• There's under water sucking, rimming, fucking and cumming.

Brent Everett can't help it if he's a slut, but it's a drag for his buddies, who can't rely on him. If Some Things Cum Up, like any opportunity for sex, Brent is gonna bail on his obligations and go for unloading with his trick du jour. Dante Escobar is worth canceling plans for. You don't get a good look at him for the longest time because his head is attached to Everett's cock; all you see is a ridge of black hair across his skull — reminded me of the ridge on a stegosaurus — ending in wispy curls at the nape of his neck.

Both guys are wearing tighty whities, and while Brent is getting serviced, he uses his foot to ensure that Dante remains hard. when Dante comes up for air they make out for a while, then Brent does the sucking, with some rimming thrown in for good measure. They're naked now, so Everett's buns give you more to look at. The surprise of this scene is that Brent is the bottom. After sucking and rimming Escobar, Brent straddles his waist, impaling his ass on the cock he just sucked. He bounces vigorously enough to set his cock ticking like a metronome, thus attracting the attention of Dante, who curls his head and upper body forward to suck it while they continue to fuck. Good stuff, and big cummy splat from Escobar.

Cut to a swimming pool somewhere. Maybe it's the party Brent ditched. Blond Cole Harvey is in the water giving a blowjob to Chad Davis, who's sitting on the edge. It's one those direct-eye-contact hummers, and Cole's pretty blue eyes match his swim trunks. The sucking continues under water, camera and all. Chad finally slips the trunks off of Cole so he can slip a finger into Cole's ass. They joust a bit with their cocks while they make out, then Chad rims Cole under water, sucks him above and below the water line, and fucks him. They both kneels on the bottom of the pool and jerk off when it's time for the cumshots, which drift to the bottom like in that lab experiment in chemistry class where the white precipitate forms.

The rest of the film is a 45-minute fourgy that begins with Connor Maguire, Eddie Blake and Mike Rivers sitting on a couch indoors, working up boners in their swim trunks while AJ Banks does likewise in a separate chair nearby. Rivers latches onto one of Maguire's nipples while at the same time grabbing his cock. Maguire lends Banks a foot, then two.

The cocks come out before the swim trunks come off. rivers further breaks the ice by sucking Blake, then Maguire puts his mouth where his feet were. Soon everyone finds a cock to suck, then they make a rimming train. Rivers is the first to get a cock up his ass — Maguire's — until Blake launches an attack from the rear and turns that two-man coupling into a sandwich. AJ watches and jacks off, cumming in the lead man's face, then everyone separates and cums.

The best part of Some Things Cum Up is the opener, with Brent Everett and Dante Escobar. The pool scene offers novel but not unprecedented underwater views and the fourgy is strictly by-the-numbers. That said, watching Everett is always a treat and watching him bottom makes it a must-see.

The DVD has scene selection, popshot-on-demand and a safe sex PSA; 98 minutes.

review posted Dec. 10, 2011