Dads 'n Lads 3 a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Parker Williams (www.ParkerWilliamsXXX.com), Brant Moore (www.myspace.com/mr_moorexxx), Andrew Addams, Dillon Press, Lewis Chase, Tom Colt, Brad Riley, Jack Mason a.k.a. Kyle Foxxx. Directed by Paul Barresi for U.S. Male.
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Paul Barresi rounds another base with Dads 'n Lads 3, the best film yet of this intergenerational series. Parker Williams and Brant Moore deserve a lot of the credit, turning in believably steamy performances on top of that old porn standby, a pool table.
    There's no story line here, just four two-man scenes in which the partners have a few years' age difference, though perhaps not enough to give literal meaning to the title.
    Dillon Press and Lewis Chase are up first. I lost count of the number of different colors in Lewis' wild hair. He and Dillon are in bed, discussing the book Dillon is reading, about anal pleasure. Dillon gives Lewis a demonstration that includes rimming, jamming a thumb into his hole, and fucking him. Though Lewis says in the cast interviews that he prefers to top, he definitely enjoys the ride here, which has a very cummy conclusion.
    Williams and Moore are next, with Williams perfectly cast as a daddy-type. He's giving Brant Moore tips on playing pool, which provides good opportunities to get close and touch. Brant's a slow learner, and when he tells Parker, "see, I suck," it's the perfect double entendre to shift the lesson to sex.
    The lesson very literally leaves Moore trembling and panting on the table. I've seen him as a top twice, and marveled at his technique and control. He's just as good as a bottom, letting Parker give the cues and take control. It's a great fuck with another very cummy conclusion.
    Andrew Addams is a masseur showing blond Brad Riley, another masseur, how to handle a client. This is the only scene in the film in which the "daddy" is the bottom, although Addams might have been equally happy never to have had to remove his face from Brad's butt.
    Riley's pornspeak is annoying; Barresi should have told him to shut up. At one point while fucking Addams he says, "you feel that tight cock in your ass?" then he corrects himself by saying "you feel that fat cock in your ass?" repeating it for unneeded emphasis. Unlike the previous pairs, who climax while fucking, Andrew and Brad separate and Andrew sucks Brad until he's ready for his cum shot.
    Bearded, furry Tom Colt is Greek and he looks like a classical statue come to life. He's a career counselor with a client, Jack Mason, who wants to be a porn star. Tom asks for a demonstration of Jack's qualifications and gets a blow job, but Tom's attention wanders. He does not, however, counsel Jack to choose an alternate career, he just turns him over, eats and fingers his ass, then fucks him. Besides being unable to give a blow job that commands attention, Jack can't get wood. Tom should trade him in.
    With one great scene, one good scene, one so-so scene and one disappointing scene, Dad's 'n Lads 3 comes up shorter than it should have in the ratings, but if you are a Parker Williams fan, don't miss it. I hope for another opportunity to see Tom Colt, paired with a copasetic partner.
    The DVD has a photo gallery, trailers, Web link, cast interviews.

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