Too Cute to Be Straight

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Blake Ashton, Jeremy West, Chase Adams, Tyler Hart, Gage Powers, Codi Sparkz, Sean Storm, Troy Timmons, Jaison Lawrence, Gavin Thomas, Corey Stevens, Jereme Austin, Adam Kincaid. Directed by Steve Shay.
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Too Cute to Be Straight is a compilation of scenes from Citiboyz's beginning years. Thanks to technology, director Steve Shay has taken these oldies but goodies and re-edited, re-mastered and re-digitized them, making the picture and sound crystal clear. The five action scenes and five solos must have been hard to choose, with all the footage Citiboyz has produced. Shay did a great job picking out some of the best from the early years. The hairdos may be turn of the 21st century, but the sex is still hot after almost 10 years.
    The first scene, featuring Blake Ashton and Jeremy West, is a slow start. The two are very quiet while doing the dirty in a bathroom next to the tub, but the next scene, a three-way with Codi Sparkz getting sucked by Gage Powers while Tyler Hart walks by, gets the movie into a fevered pitch that doesn't stop until the last action scene with Gavin Thomas and Troy Timmons. In that oral three-way the boys are quiet, but while Powers and Sparkz kiss and suck, Hart silently watches, rubbing his tight muscular body while stroking his hard cock. He is like a voyeur and occasionally jumps in to have Powers suck his balls and cock.
    Two of the best action scenes are in the middle of the film. Chase Adams and Jeremy West are in a bubble bath kissing sweetly, sucking each other's hard cocks, and West rimming Adams' hungry booty. They go to the bedroom where there's more kissing and sucking, including next to a mirror where Adams watches himself go down on West's thick cock. It's a great view that makes the film feel more erotic. These two aren't very loud, but are the only two who really show their appreciation for the other's actions. One of the best parts of the scene is West looking down at Adams and mouthing "You wanna get fucked?" Of course he does, and the next thing on the screen is Adams riding West, the camera getting close to the action as Adams' ass squeezes on the cock. They jump to the bathroom where they fuck on top of the sink next to another mirror, and viewers get a breathtaking shot from underneath catching West's cock sliding in and out, as well as his hairy butt.
    The other best action scene is another three-way, where Adam Kincaid and Jaison Lawrence have their way in a bedroom and a hot tub with Timmons. Kincaid and Lawrence start out sucking each other, then grab Timmons and force feed him their cocks. It's the most aggressive scene in the film, and gets even hotter as Timmons gets double penetrated, yelling and screaming in pain and lust for more.
    One of the few things I didn't like was the order of the scenes. After viewers get all worked up with the crazy hot action scenes, the film shows the solos. It feels like when you're at a club and you're dancing to some crazy beats, then suddenly the DJ starts playing ballads. That's not to say the solos are dull or undeserving, but Shay should have mixed them in between. The solos are well chosen, but the incomparable Sean Storm, Timmons and Lawrence are the better ones. They writhe, stroke and finger themselves, and actually look like they're enjoying it. Their scenes also feel like they're not in front of the camera, as if viewers just happened to be passing by and caught them in the act.
    The DVD has scene selection.

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