Blond Boy Power Bottoms Gay Twin Twink Porn a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Blond Boy Power Bottoms: Jack Trelor & Byron Keller, Caleb & Spence, Bobby Wilson & Ethan Spence, Mark Woods & Marc Wallburg, Scott Cruise & Cameron Daniels. Gay Twin Twink Porn: Orlando Boom & Varot; Gregory Brooks & Angel Vasquez; Ramon Garcia & Je Park; Bobby Wilson & Larry Cotter; the Fisher twins & Denny Brown. Directed by Matt Woods.
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I'll agree to two out of three for Miami Studios' Blond Boy Power Bottoms. In each of its five scenes, the guy getting fucked is blond and he's a boy, but "power bottom" is a stretch. Three of them basically lie there, one tries and one gets the brass ring.
    Matt Woods gets the directing credit for both these titles, which is curious. Three of the scenes in Blond Boy Power Bottoms were shot in 2001, 2002, and 2004, respectively, and Matt did not direct until 2006.
    The guy who gets the brass ring is Byron Keller, who is the first scene, which is also the oldest. Too bad he disappeared after making this film because as twinks go, this kid could write the book. He's got musculature and a tan, and he's adorable — the kind of face that will become drop-dead handsome when he adds a few years and deletes the twinkish multi-hued, multi-directional hairstyle.
    Keller is partnered with Jack Trelor, who looks likes somebody gave him a swirly in a tank filled with peroxide. Jack's supposed to be a natural redhead, and even the interviewer is unprepared for this new look, telling him on camera that this will be his last scene for Miami unless he goes back to the old look.
    But we know why Jack is there: all his selling points are below the waist, where lurks a monster. And Byron, bless him, can gobble up every nanometer. Spin Byron around 180 degrees and he becomes a foul-mouthed innocent, whose language belies his angelic face. And he works his ass as hard as he works his chops. this scene is so good, they should have saved it for last.
    The next three scenes are variations on OK, with some cute models but nothing like a power bottom. The bottom in the final scene gives it his bet, but can't match Byron for oral and anal gusto.
    In Gay Twin Twink Porn, you get the Fisher twins in a single scene, with Denny Brown in there as the incest deflector. That scene begins with twin Alex complaining that bro Alan always horns in when he finds a guy he wants to shag. Sure enuf, it happens again. Though the brothers take care to keep their sexual distance, there is a moment when one is sucking Denny's cock and the other is sucking Denny's balls that their noses touch. And Alan puts his arm around Alex's shoulder while Alex cums.
    The other four scenes are two-man scenes. Ramon Garcia has a cute butt but he spends too much time gazing conspicuously off-camera rather than focusing his attention on partner Je Park. At one point, Je fucks himself with a neon-pink buzzing instrument that appears to be a cross between a dildo and a tool to clean the pool. Count the hands carefully at the end of the scene: you'll see two lads, two heads, two cocks, two bodies and six hands.
    There are a lot of cute butts in Gay Twin Twink Porn, but no butts about it: in both Gay Twin Twink Porn and Blond Boy Power Bottoms there are way too many models who fail to produce a money shot. C'mon, these guys are barely legal; they should have splooge squirting out of their ears!
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