Barnstorm

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Allen Silver, Andrew Justice, Bo Matthews, Brandon Monroe, Dean Flynn, Jesse Santana, Justin Burkshire, Justin Riddick, Patrick O'Connor, Scott Tanner, Ty LeBeouf. Directed by Joe Gage.
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Titan's Barnstorm is the emotional cousin of Gale Force. Back-to-back twisters send Allen Silver out to check the status of his farm in remote Kansas. Upon getting there, he finds not only that the farm is OK, it's the best place in the county to meet guys for no-questions-asked, uninhibited sex.
    The casting of daddy Silver is a stroke of inspiration, and he easily holds his own (both literally and figuratively) amongst 10 fellow cast members young enough to be his children. In the big barn, where the action of the film takes place, Silver surprises a team of county inspectors. The men claim that they're only using the barn to take a break, but there's clearly more going on. Jesse Santana is half-asleep on a bale of hay, looking like an exhausted runaway; Andrew Justice and Justin Riddick look like they have plans for Jesse.
    Justice, occasionally flashing his Tom Cruise smile, plays the sexual provocateur, stripping and goading Silver into touching, then sucking him. While Silver contemplates whether to oblige, Jesse and Justin rachet up the tension by stripping and stroking. Then, just as a circle jerk commences, Dean Flynn walks in. The next 30 minutes become a sexual marathon, with the sex roles, activities and partners ever-changing and someone always holding Silver's video recorder to capture the events. Flynn is the only versatile one of the bunch, with Jesse bottoming, Riddick and Justice topping, and multiple cumshots. Flynn lies in a water trough after the cumshots and everyone pisses on him (available only in the director's expanded edit).
    That's the last we see of Flynn. Justice and Santana disappear until the finale, but Silver and Riddick are still hanging out in the barn, still naked, when another team of inspectors arrives. Lead inspector Scott Tanner recognizes Silver from a recent sexual encounter in a parking lot, so he tells his crew, "take 'em out boys." The boys — Brandon Monroe, Patrick O'Connor and Ty LeBeouf — comply, and a new round-pound commences with Riddick filming it. But Riddick wants to participate, so he hands off the camera to Silver. This orgy is less fraught with sexual tension than the first. No pussyfooting around, so to speak. O'Connor's showy oral skills may be the highlight of the scene, although the part where Monroe sits on O'Connor's face and they both jerk out a load is not to be missed.
    When the fucking begins, O'Connor gets topped by Riddick and Tanner; LeBeouf fucks Monroe and afterwards, O'Connor drinks his own, Tanner's and LeBoeuf's piss.
    Night has fallen, and Silver, Santana and Justice are clustered together, stroking themselves and each other. The activity becomes oral, with each of them in turn kneeling to suck the others.
    Coffeyville, Kans. sure tops New Orleans, La. when it comes to disaster relief. Two more inspectors, Bo Matthews and twinkish Justin Burkshire, come to check out this rickety old barn. Maybe one of the earlier teams alerted them to what was going on. Their arrival doesn't even elicit a raised eyebrow or a second's hesitation from the three who are carnally engaged. Bo smiles at Justin and they shed their clothing and jump into to fray. The newcomers suck everyone else, then lie on their backs to get fucked, with Silver and Justice seizing that pleasure. Santana mans the camera, until he decides it's his turn to get fucked so he hands it over to Justin, whom he replaces on the receiving end of Justice's cock. The two tops trade bottoms, then Santana lets Justin take his place before the everyone's cumshot.
    Director Gage tosses some humor our way in an epilog. Allen Silver and Andrew Justice are the only ones who remain in the barn. They're still nude. Silver says to Justice, "kiss me," and Andrew replies, "no, I couldn't." So Silver claps his hands around Andrew's neck and pulls his face forward and kisses him. Andrew responds with ferocious passion, prompting Silver to wonder how he learned to kiss like that. Andrew tells him, "I used to blow the bugle for the Boy Scouts."
    The rickety barn, its walls full of chinks and with hay bales all around and an old upright piano in the center, is the perfect out-of-the-way trysting place. Colored lights on the outside are used to suggest daylight, twilight and evening. Gage handles his cast well and gets good performances out of everyone, but it's Silver and Justice who set off the sexual sparks that ignite everyone else.
    The DVD has contact info, Web link, photo sessions, cum shots, slideshows, previews, three bonus scenes (two with watersports). Watersports are available only in the director's expanded edit.

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