XL Files Part 5 a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Milan, Martin, Tamas, Pavel, Laszlo, Csaba, Tom, Robert, Lukas, Tibor, Matus, Rado, Josef, Marek, Antal, Mato. No director credited.
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It's no lie. In XL Files Part 5, the 16 guys who challenge the springs of Bel Ami's casting couch are extra well-endowed. Everyone has at least two handfuls; some have three. Although most of them are coy about revealing their sexual orientation, four use small dildos to enhance their performances and one model uses many fingers. There's more body hair than one is used to seeing on Bel Ami models, but one suspects that would change if one of them well called to perform in a feature film.
    Overall, it's a two-hour treat, and Onan has a clear favorite.
    Each model has an interview that never lasts long enough to get boring, and many have some candid footage showing them at play. Here's a quick rundown, from start to finish.
    Milan is a lean, handsome, furry-bottomed student with nice abs, who is madly in love with his current boyfriend but didn't realize when he replied to Bel Ami's ad that he would have to jack off on camera.
    Martin, who is one of two blonds, is self-conscious until his clothes come off. He has the thickest foreskin I've ever seen (and his cock is pretty fat, too). Tamas likes to film himself and his friends having group sex. Pavel is the hands-down winner for cock size and he's one of the four who uses a dildo in his audition.
    Laszlo is a painter who cites "boredom" as one of his hobbies. He's a painter and his favorite place to have sex is in the bathroom on a train. Csaba is the DVD cover model; he attends the police academy and says he has good luck picking up tricks at parties; when you see him naked, you know why.
    Long-haired Tom likes being the center of attention, and he gets that attention by spontaneously stripping at parties. Robert is the other blond. He's blue-eyed and muscular and gives a tai chi demonstration before telling the cameraman he likes to cum in his partners' mouths. He shoots one of the film's bigger loads.
    Lukas's segment starts with spooky footage of him skinny-dipping in a lake at night. Then he moves into the studio where he demonstrates his Capoeira skills, fully hard, before jerking off.
    If I could pick one model I'd like to see in future films, it would be Tibor. This 23-year-old wrestler and bodybuilder is almost perfect in every respect; every time he drops another article of clothing, you gasp. His cock is probably the fattest of them all and he likes feet, but we don't see that in his solo.
    Matus is bisexual and he's one of the models who uses a dildo for his audition. Rado is a university student whose life in the dorm gets in the way of his sex life; he has the second-biggest cock, after Pavel. Josef wants to be a seaman and have a three-way.
    Marek is a champion marksman; he's one of the dildo users and he looks way better with his clothes off. At 24, Antal seems older than the other models; he likes sex in extreme places, like trees, and claims that he's done it all. Mato just graduated from high school and is starting to explore his gay curiosity. He's reluctant to tag himself as a top or bottom, but during his audition the fingers of his free hand never leave his hole.
    The DVD has cumshots, Web link, trailer for Graffiti.

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