Big Ben & the British Bears a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Ben Martin, Boyd Somers, Elvis, Craig Tennor, Kevin Sadler, Ryder Magnus, Zev Rounder, William Austin, Shaun Flyer, Devon Berks, Serge Scott. Directed by Andy Dill.
	Bear Films, Internet www.Bearfilms.com.
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The UK is still en vogue with everything pop culture and gay porn, as Bear Films unleashes Big Ben and the British Bears. After such films as The Fucking Office, London Calling and Collin O'Neal's London, as well as fashion, film and music in mainstream culture hailing everything from London Bridge to Queen Elizabeth, it seemed like London was 2006's "It" destination. Now that 2007 has arrived, Austin Powers' hometown is still one shagadelic place.
    Ben Martin, a hot muscle bear with fur in the right places, and dressed in a black tank top and jeans, is our tour guide. He gives the lowdown on London (the city is 639 square miles), while offering tidbits about his hookups with American bear Boyd Somers, or stories about his mates' sexual high jinks, or about Southwark resident William Austin knockin' boots with his crush. All Ben's friends are horny bears who are sexually insatiable, which goes against the Brit stereotype — prim, proper ... that whole stiff upper lip thing. There's a lot of stiffness here, but it's found in the tenting denim of the models' jeans.
    Of five scenes, there are only two cautions, meaning the film is hot enough to come out of hibernation for. One flaw is the lack of enthusiasm on Somers' part. When Martin comes to his hotel, the door isn't closed before they are tongue wrestling, so it looks like everything is off to a good start. But Somers' seems to lose enthusiasm and excitement when it's time to rim Martin. Prior to that, Martin eagerly dove into Somers' hairy butt so deep you could only see his eyebrows. But Somers treats Martin's hot hairy ass like a Tootsie Pop. He gives it three licks like Mr. Owl said, and finds what he believes to be the center. When it comes to fucking, they flip-flop, and Somers gets his second wind as he pounds Martin's ass.
    The other flaw is Ryder Magnus using a dildo on Zev Rounder. These skater bears find an empty basement, suck, then Rounder bends over, offering his ass to Magnus. Magnus gets out black gloves, fingers him, then for a split-second shoves a dildo up Rounder's ass. It's very blink-and-you-miss-it, and unnecessary. There was no need for the dildo since Magnus was already using his hand to open up Rounder.
    The rest of the movie is just hot. The sex feels real and authentic, never forced, and a lot of the guys are versatile. I was surprised to see bear chaser Shaun Flyer turn the tables and fuck muscle bear Craig Tennor in a sling after he pounded Flyer.
    The other standout is the music. It doesn't cover the dirty talk or the moans and groans, like when Devon Berks gets fucked on a haystack by Martin and Kevin Sadler, but is subtle and catchy enough for you to tap your foot.
    Director Andy Dill passed away in December, 2006. He leaves behind a great film filled with hot blokes having raw, passionate and hot sex. Let's hope Martin decides to take us on another tour soon.
    The DVD has the trailer for Big Ben and the British Bears and a Serge Scott solo.

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