Big Boat a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Jake Havoc, Barrett Long, Tory Mason (www.ToryMasonXXX.com), Luka Alexander, Zachary Ryan, David Gold, Marcos David, Christian Owen (www.myspace.com/christianowen), Chris Calix. Directed by Chad Donovan.
	Studio 2000. Toll-free orders 800-435-2445. Internet www.studio2000video.com.

In Andy Warhol's 1963 film, Blow Job, we watch the face of a single young man (DeVerne Bookwalter) continuously for 41 minutes while another guy sucks him off. We never see anything but DeVerne's face.
    I would like to see some porn entrepreneur update Blow Job, showing the face of an enterprising young bottom as he gets penetrated and fucked by Jake Havoc. Lots of models have big dicks, but Jake has girth to match his length, and his dick is fattest in the center (not to mention balls the size of plums).
    In Big Boat, Jake rents a big R.V. and uses it to drive a bunch of friends to Lake Havasu, where they rent the big boat of the title and spend a day sucking and fucking on and around the lake.
    One of the guys Jake invites along is Tory Mason. Tory's boyfriend, Christian Owen, is pouting because he has to stay home and work, so Tory gives him a good-bye fuck and promises not to have sex with anyone on the boat. Owen has "babe" writ large all over him. I never liked him when he was a slightly pudgy twink top but nowadays he's lean, handsome and versatile, as here with Tory.
    With his long, dark hair, black eyes and caramel skin, Luka Alexander, making his porn debut in Big Boat, could be a Basque shepherd boy or a young Aztec warrior. He must taste as sweet as caramel, too, because Jake can't take his tongue off him. They suck and fuck on the boat before it ever weighs anchor. When Luka wraps his hand around Jake's cock, you can see clearly that Jake's cock is fatter than Luka's wrist and his scrotum is bigger than Luka's fist. You'll see Jake eat Luka's ass but the penetration shot was disappointing, as was the fact that once they start to fuck (doggie) they never change positions. They cum at the same time, sitting side by side, holding hands.
    The boat drops David Gold and Marcos David off at a private spot where they can sunbathe nude, hidden by shrubbery. But why lie there in the sun and sweat when you can work up a sweat in a more fun way, by having sex? So hands begin to wander. Most of the sucking is done by Gold, who also bottoms, but the best part of the scene is when they curl themselves into a ball, each with his tongue in the other's ass.
    Chris Calix wants nothing more than to suck Zachary Ryan, and after some vacillating, Zachary lets him. Zachary doesn't reciprocate. In fact, he doesn't even look like he's having fun, and when he fucks Chris, there's practically no physical contact other than the cock connection (Zachary touches him with his right hand twice).
    After cumming, Zachary grabs a rubber raft and jumps in the lake, while Chris joins Jake, Tory and Barrett Long on deck for a circle jerk that develops into a fourgy. It takes two mouths — Tory's and Chris' — to service Jake's cock, so Barrett takes the hind end: Tory's. So much for promises made. Tory gives it up to Jake, too, drenching his abs with his own spooge, then joining his shipmates in squirting all over Chris.
    Given its cast and director, Big Boat should have been better. The direction feels flabby; there's basically no edge to the performances (Tory Mason being an exception) and Zachary should have been replaced or left on the proverbial cutting room floor.
    The DVD has a photo gallery, bloopers, interviews, outtakes, trailers.

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