The Biggest One I Ever Scored

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Allan Parkers, Alberto Martinez, Lazzaro Ramirez, Marco Sanchez, Austin Rogers, Paolo Ramatti, Fernando Mangiatti, Fabrizio Mangiatti, Lucas Di Fubbiano, Mad Stefano, Carlo Kasey. Directed by Csaba Borbély for Diamond Pictures.
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Soccer is the number one sport in the world, but America has yet to embrace it. After watching The Biggest One I Ever Scored, I now know why. It's because soccer is not exciting or thrilling enough to be made into a porno. Director Csaba Borbély has made a number of sports films, from boxing to gymnastics, and while the men and sex in this film are incredibly hot, the theme and the plot are incredibly average.
    The movie begins with a faux crowd cheering and an announcer yelling "Goal!" then goes on to tell viewers twins Fernando and Fabrizio Mangiatti have scored the most goals this year, and will be taking their team to the world cup. Before they do, they've got to go to a training camp to learn a few more moves. While this is being said, we see some of the cast kicking the soccer ball around in a city park. Then the viewer is transported to the camp where the twins swim some laps and talk about how their coach could be involved in a steroid scandal, and how there is an investigative reporter posing as a player at the camp.
    If this were baseball, basketball, football, or hell, even ping pong, the plot may have been a little juicier, and if the reporter had been seen doing some more "undercover" work than just kicking a ball, the story could have been more interesting.
    The other thing that got my goat was the editing and continuity of the first sex scene. Austin Rogers and Lazzaro Ramirez bust coach Alberto Martinez and Marco Sanchez as they exchange money for steroids. The scene jumps to Ramirez ramming Sanchez while Martinez gets plugged by Rogers. All of them are completely nude, but a little later, the guys are giving each other blowjobs with jockstraps on. Did they all get naked to fuck, then decide to switch things up by getting dressed to give each other head? Mixing up the sucking and fucking is good, but Borbély should have had his models stay naked.
    That four-way is a great opening scene, though, as Martinez eggs Rogers on while Ramirez delivers a deep dicking to Sanchez. I love that the guys get to switch partners to experience the same pleasures as their fellow top and bottom. As things get to the boiling point, we find Allan Parkers listening on the other side of the wall. He doesn't join in, and before you start to pout, his solo as he listens to his couch and teammates go at it is just as hot as that action. He strokes his long uncut cock, running his hands over his hard muscular hairy chest, and cums after his coach and teammates.
    Two middle scenes star Mad Stefano, and he steals them. The first one is a sensual and erotic shower scene with Paolo Ramatti. They wash and rub each other, making out like lovers before Ramatti delivers an intense pounding on Stefano's hairy ass on the bathroom floor. Later Stefano is training with Carlo Kasey, who gets "injured" but not enough that he can't suck Stefano, or squat over his face to get his ass eaten, or throw his legs in the air so Stefano can drill him deep. Beats getting a kiss on the sore spot to make it feel better.
    The twins eventually meet the all-time great player, Lucas Di Fubbiano. Part of their scene is pretty good, when Di Fubbiano sucks the twins through their red and white jockstraps as they stand over him. Di Fubbiano gulps down the uncut treats before the twins suck him individually. One day I hope the twins get a wild hair and some freakiness, and decide to share a cock at the same time.
    When it comes to the twins fucking Di Fubbiano, things become somewhat dry. While one twin fucks Di Fubbiano poolside, the other, instead of making Di Fubbiano suck him, or try to double penetrate, or even suck Di Fubbiano, he sits with his back to the action and beats off, occasionally turning around to check out the status. At one time Fabrizio switches things up and does suck Di Fubbiano for a hot minute, but if one twin is going to sit and watch, he should do it like a voyeur or peeping tom would, instead of just casually pounding his pud while his brother works over a bottom in heat. I must say, the nighttime poolside cumshot is an added bonus.
    The DVD has trailers, photo gallery.

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