Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League III

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
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	Cast: Josh Vaughn, Blair Mason, Blake Riley, Brodie Newport, Cameron Marshall, Christian Owen, Dallas Reeves, Derek Rivero, Guy Parker, Jeremy Hall, Jesse Santana, Lex Sabre, T.J. Young, Tyler Saint; non-sexual, Sharon Kane. Directed by Doug Jeffries.
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Josh Vaughn gets his most plum role yet in Doug Jeffries' Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League III, as one of the three remaining members of the high school baseball team. It's not exactly clear where all the players have gone, but assistant coach Jeremy Hall might have scared off one or two. Hall, in a hilarious acting performance, stops just short of chewing the scenery as a slightly off-kilter coach who lusts after his players. Hall has a good angel on one shoulder and a bad angel on the other (imaginary). The bad angel makes him do things like drill a hole in the wall of the locker room so he can masturbate while he watches the boys shower; the good angel restrains him from actually acting on his sexual desires.
    Coach Tyler Saint, looking butcher and handsomer than ever, handles his own sexual desires in a different way. He pays the janitor, Brodie Newport, to have sex with him in the janitor's secret sex room, somewhere in the bowels of the school. The girlie pictures Brodie has taped to the walls certainly belie the relish with which he sucks and gets fucked. What begins with lots of dynamism starts to wind down during the fucking when Brodie starts looking around as if he's bored, and the action quickly changes, with Tyler coming up with a dildo for Brodie to ride to finish out the scene.
    Blake Riley unwaxed looks good enough to eat, and Christian Owen is the one who gets to eat him. Other guys may sneak into the men's room for a smoke, but Blake and Christian are there to smoke cock. Everything is reciprocal, including lots of ass-eating and the fucking, all enhanced by top-notch lighting and camerawork and driven sexual performances by Owen and Riley (with peeping Tom Jeremy leaving his calling card nearby).
    Due to the lack of a team to practice with, head coach Tyler gets reassigned to detention hall, where he gets a brilliant idea: he threatens to make the lives of his detainees hell unless they all join the team. Pretty Guy Parker is a walking wet dream of a hunky blond whose blue eye shadow and strawberry highlights practically scream "do me now." Parker gets to show off his muscular coordination in a nonsexual gymnastics fantasy that the coach inspires. Jeffries should have expanded this fantasy into an entire scene — it's way better than the completely gratuitous footage of Sharon Kane sending her son (Josh Vaughn) off to school or the time spent showing viewers how inept the detention hall boys are at playing baseball.
    Josh, by the way, is the third member of the team, after Owen and Riley. He attracts the attention of Cameron Marshall, the de facto leader of the guys from detention, who also include Blair Mason, Dallas Reeves, Derek Rivero, Jesse Santana, Lex Sabre and T.J. Young. When they prove to be dismal athletes, Coach Tyler makes a deal with Cameron: you get these guys to play ball and I'll look the other way if you want to have Josh in the locker room. A pact with the devil could hardly be any better, and after the next practice, Cameron gives his buddies the word that they are to step aside in the shower and let him have Josh. Of course, if they want to jack off while they watch or do any sucking and fucking amongst themselves, they're welcome to.
    The shower room orgy goes ahead as planned, except that Josh is eager to do whatever Cameron wants. He ends up with the entire team spooging on him after lots of sucking and rimming. Hall, who has been at his spy hole, finally yields to the voice of the bad angel and bursts into the locker room to drive the orgy into high gear. First he makes everyone suck him, then they gang-bang Josh with Hall first and Cameron last. The players have time for each other, too, and there's a nice sandwich fuck with Jeremy topping Jesse topping Guy. This time, everyone cums on Jesse, who writhes on the tile driving three of his own fingers into his ass while cum rains down on him.
    There's a funny epilog in which Jeremy Hall studies a team photo of the new team and plots his sexual strategy for the future. Part IV?
    Without a doubt, Bottom of the 9th: Little Big League III is a terrific movie, with more than three hours of content in the main feature alone. The screenplay is very funny, but the Sharon Kane scene seemed unnecessary, as did the attempt to connect the film to its predecessor, 2nd Inning, by inserting references to "Coach (Theo) Blake." The orgy scene favors some guys over others, which could be a plus or a minus depending on which guys you want to look at.
    Guy Parker's gymnastic solo is one of the hottest non-sexual moments caught on film this year and Derek Rivero's eye-batting blow job of Blair Mason will make your cock tingle. The rimming is enthusiastic and prolonged throughout, but it's especially good when Brodie Newport is eating Tyler Saint's ass and Tyler fingers his hole while Brodie laps and probes, alternately inserting the same finger into Brodie's mouth.
    All the tropes are there to make this the best yet of a great series: horny young male flesh that's well filled-out; tea rooms, locker rooms and shower rooms; jockstraps and uniforms; low-key intergenerational tease; and sex with all the stops pulled out.
    Disc #1 has the four-scene main feature, PopShot-on-Demand, safe sex PSA, previews. Disc #2 has behind the scenes, photo shoots, KSEX radio interview (Jason Sechrest with the director and cast).

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