Straight Jeffrey's Blond Boy Bitch a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Jeff Ascolese, Bobby Wilson, Orlando Boom, Seth Fisher, Marc Wallburg, Jack Diamond, Greg Brooks, Anthony. Produced by Miami Studios.
	Online orders, www.MiamiStudios.com, www.TwinkUSA.com. Toll-free 877-MY-TWINK.
	Click here to purchase.

Four two-man scenes make up Straight Jeffrey's Blond Boy Bitch, a new twink offering from Miami Studios, although the scene featuring cover model Straight Jeffrey was shot almost two years ago.
    Greg Brooks and Anthony offer poolside refreshment, with Anthony serving as bartender and chief cock sucker. After oral refreshment at the bar, the lads move to an indoor bed, where Greg fucks Anthony and they cum on each other's chests. The interviewer steers clear of this scene.
    Marc Wallburg and Jack Diamond do blond on blond in the swimming pool, with kissing before the sucking and fucking. Wallburg's golden tan accentuates his white buns, which Jack fucks on the cool deck. Jack smokes a cigarette while he fucks, as does Jeff Ascolese later — a directorial affectation seen in many Miami titles that has yet to be done in a way that enhances the scene.
    Orlando Boom and Seth Fisher steal the show, because there seems to be genuine intimacy and attraction between them. Orlando is dark, Seth blond, and they both have hairy legs. Theirs is also the only scene with rimming. The sucking and rimming take place on an air mattress in the pool; the fucking takes place on the cool deck, with Seth bottoming and both of them kissing and making appropriate sounds of two young guys in the throes of erotic and perhaps romantic passion.
    The interviewer plays a minor role in the final scene, to let viewers know that Bobby Wilson, the "blond boy bitch" of the title, usually can't "bust a nut" when he gets fucked by someone with a really big dick. The aforementioned dick belongs to Straight Jeffrey, and its flaccid and small when we first see it.
    Jeffrey, despite being hunky and pretty, has a streak of homophobia running through him. He claims "I can't look at this," when referring to watching Bobby suck him, and he repeatedly closes his eyes or cranes his neck to look away. Later, he says again, "No offense, but I have to look away." Bobby gives him a disgusted look, but keeps sucking. I would've just slammed Jeff in the nuts and rolled him into the pool. Later, when Mr. Homophobia is fucking Bobby and Bobby unexpectedly ejaculates, Jeffrey exclaims in disgust, "oh, there's cum all over." I wonder what he'd have done if any of it had actually touched him?
    The DVD has a photo gallery.

Top