Brian's Boys a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Brian Hawks, Greg Torgeson, Aaron Gage, Mark Davis, Vince Rossi, Curt Hansen, Eric Brandon, Ron Kenney, Doug Phillips, Greg Phillips, Ted West. Directed by Robert Walters for Nova.
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An angelic face, a head of curly blond fleece, a big cock, killer ass and filthy mouth. That would be Brian Hawks (aka Shawn MacIvan, David Anders) who, along with Brian's Boys, refurbishes a classic Chrysler convertible and turns it into a cockmobile.
    Brian's Boys is a convincing depiction of burgeoning boys' hormones, with the lost shower scene footage of the earlier DVD release restored. There's some bad photography, bad lighting and bad music but it's still a gem of the early 1980s and one of the first porn films with synchronized sound (including some sounds that are not made by the models).
    Hawks was one of porn's first "bad boys," and here he's the leader of a club of guys — they all wear tight Levi's and orange muscle t-shirts — who are eager to get their car fixed and on the road. A true leader, Brian is content to give the orders and let everyone else play grease monkey. He sits behind the wheel while they work on the car, and when he finds a porno mag in the glove box, he pulls out his cock and jerks off. His buddies join him when they see what he's up to, but first they get rid of Doug Phillips' little brother, Gary Phillips, who's always hanging around and being a pest.
    One of them decides if they're gonna do it right, they need to get naked and make a circle, which they do. Gary sneaks back in and matches them stroke for stroke while staying out of their line of sight.
    Brian's gay neighbors, Aaron Gage and Mark Davis, wonder if Brian knows how sexy he is and if he's getting any action from guys. They even debate inviting him over to further his sexual education. But for now, they settle for blowjobs in the shower and a smiling flip-flop fuck with rimming and kisses.
    Vince Rossi owes Brian some money, so Brian tells him to put it towards parts he needs for the car. Since Vince doesn't have any money, he tries to steal the parts, and gets caught by shop owner Curt Hansen. Threatening to call the cops, Hansen manipulates Vince into sucking him and getting fucked, but then he gives him the auto parts.
    Brian finally gets his car running, and he and the boys don their matching muscle shirts and head for the woods. The pesky brother has stowed away in the trunk, but his energy helps goad the slackers into setting their reservations aside and joining the orgy.
    Despite the restoration, there's still a missing scene: Back at the garage, Brian fucks Greg Torgeson on a hydraulic lift while it's in up-and-down motion. If you want to see this scene, you'll have to hunt down one of the original VHS tapes or the earlier DVD release (which doesn't have the shower scene).
    It's variable production quality and missing footage notwithstanding, Brian's Boys is still worth seeking out. The youthful cast is full of cum and energy, and some of them are extremely cute. Given when the film was made, you're going to see body hair, unshaved cracks and crotches, unwaxed torsos and lots of big hair. Watching Brian sashay around in his sneakers and skin-tight jeans, almost on tiptoe, is sexy enough to give you a hardon all by itself. The double entendres in the dialog are clever without being corny and the "Phillips" brothers add a touch of incest.
    The DVD has scene selection.

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