Cabin Fever a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Chicky Hard, Chose Armando, Drago Lembeck, Erik Schaffer, Gary McAdams, Georgio Black, Jay Renfro, Jeffrey Connery, Joe Donovan, Mario Rafaelli, Nico Sideropolus, Richy Rich, Robin Usher, Roger Gharney, Tom Hawai. Directed by Danny Ray.
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Roland Dane having decamped to helm the Olympus line at COLT, Studio 2000 tapped Danny Ray to direct the latest title in its International series. Good choice. Ray can motivate his models to deliver impassioned performances and he's made something of a name for himself as a director who rarely lets a performer climax by his own hand.
    In Cabin Fever, Ray assembles 15 young (twink and post-twink) Eastern European models, some of them new faces, for five scenes of pastoral passion. He also has some fun by providing a different hat for each guy to wear.
    In the opener, Gary McAdams and Mario Rafaelli are watching Jeffrey Connery chop firewood. Their loins become inflamed, so they interrupt him with a bawdy proposal. Jeffrey says yes, so they move indoors, since a bed is more inviting than a chopping block.
    In this scene, as in the others, there's a sucking sequence and a fucking sequence, each ending with orgasms. Models rarely cum by their own hand. Rather, they cum by rubbing against each other, by surfing the crack in a guy's ass, by getting jacked off by their partner, by getting their cock licked and so forth. A lot of the cum shots are facials and a few of them are "no hands" at all.
    In the next scene, Richy Rich pours hot water into a big galvanized basin so that he can give Robin Usher and Joe Donovan a sponge bath. Might as well give 'em blow jobs at the same time. Robin and Joe insist that Richy join them, and they give him a two-mouth blow job in return. Then Joe and Robin take turns fucking Richy.
    From his lookout tower in the forest, ranger Drago Lembeck spots Nico Sideropolus jerking off. He sneaks up for a closer view, then flashes his badge and hauls Nico back to HQ. But what Drago really wants is obvious, and Nico is more than willing to oblige. They get naked and kiss to beat the band while they grind their cocks together until they spurt across the room. Then they fuck each other. Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship? I pick it as the best scene in the film.
    We venture into twink territory out in the woods, where Chicky Hard and Armando Chose are yanking on opposite ends of a two-man tree saw. It's sweaty work, so naturally they take off their shirts ... and pants. They are spotted by another ranger, Erik Schaffer, who makes them come with him to the ranger station (which probably still smells like sex) to service him — and he them. The film's most interesting orgasm occurs when Chicky fucks Erik's armpit. The ranger then fucks both of the woodsmen.
    Handsome Roger Gharney builds a campfire with Georgio Black and Tom Hawai, when Jay Renfro (aka Brock Wilder) wanders by and asks if he can warm himself. Is Jay homeless? They say yes, but with conditions, which Jay is willing to accept. Since it's too chilly outdoors for what they have in mind, they move indoors. We know from his previous films that Renfro eats cum and sucks himself, though he does neither of those things here. He does, however, get double-rogered by Tom and Roger (Georgio gets fucked, too).
    The models are all smooth or virtually so (above the waist) and there's rimming in every scene.
    One thing about Cabin Fever that I disliked — so much that I turned the sound off — was the music. The sound track repeats the same two bars about 100 times, then plays a different two bars 100 times, and so on.
    The DVD has model galleries, behind the scenes, trailers.

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