Da Vinci Load 2: Electric Twinkaloo a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Sebastian Young, Casey Wood, Jayden Holloway, Matt Havoc, Todd Hunter, Derrek Scott, Remi Steele, Tristan Everhard; non-sexual: Gabriel DuBois, Misty Eyez, Harry Beastt. Directed by Directed by Peter Z. Pan.
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The intentionally funny and silly Da Vinci Load 2: Electric Twinkaloo begins right where the first left off. Special Agent Leo da Vinci (Sebastian Young) doesn't shoot himself, as we thought he did at the end of part one. Instead he becomes a rogue agent, pairing with another special agent, the blond Casey Wood, who packs some serious heat between his legs.
    The two are on a mission to find a twink by the name of Billy O'Reilly, who is destined to lead a straight life, marry a woman, and with her breed the Antichrist. The obstacle is that there are four Billy O'Reillys, so the two tops must fuck them and give them the best ass-pounding in the hopes that they may never go straight, as well as finding the one O'Reilly who embodies the Electric Twinkaloo.
    The Electric Twinkaloo will emit glorious and deafening sounds of bliss when a hot load is dumped on his lips and mouth. Unfortunately the Electric Twinkaloo isn't also a breakdancing, pop-and-lockin' dance partner to Breakin's "Boogaloo Shrimp."
    Just like its predecessor, this sequel is a knee-slapping twinkfest that has a comical story filled with hot guys and hotter sex. The story isn't as strong as the original I think because it gets too wound up in outdoing each joke and is a victim of being too tongue-in-cheek. There are some funny bits though, like when Harry Beastt's Colonel Adolf Von Sphincter is training his newest twink recruits, Remi Steel, Tristan Everhard and Matt Havoc, who was in the first scene with Young.
    Beastt, looking and sounding like the gayest Colonel Klink you could think of, asks "Didn't we see you as the pizza boy?" Havoc answers "Well a boy's gotta make some money!"
    Genius, considering other films would have ignored that or made the punch line groan-worthy. Another funny moment is in the finale when Young attempts to seduce the last O'Reilly, played by Jayden Holloway, who was in the first Da Vinci Load. Holloway explains he found the Lord after being seduced by Jarrett Fox, and then tells Young, "Well you were in the first Da Vinci Load, so you know how the story goes."
    Peter Z. Pan's writing is very good here as he delivers some zingers that work, but for the next sequel, I suggest a little restraint so things don't get as campy or over-the-top as here.
    Along with the hilarious story and the hot sex, the cumshots are another awesome addition. Young and Wood cum buckets on the lips and in the mouths of their costars, but it's Wood who takes the cake as he sucks off bratty Derek Scott, letting him cum in his mouth with some running from his lips onto their bed.
    The guys are incredibly hot. I can't say enough about Young's looks and his seductive charms that lure the "straight" O'Reilly boys Havoc and Holloway easily onto his very hard cock. Wood almost makes you forget about part one's costar Jarret Fox. They have a strong resemblance, but Wood's enormous schlong will grab your undivided attention. His cock is just amazing, and luckily he and his costars know just what to do to keep it hard in his two scenes.
    There are only a few things that earn low marks in this film, and one of them was also in the first one: the soundtrack. The classical music with harps, mandolins and strings is fine for the non-sexual portions where the plot develops, but during the sex scenes, take it out. The guys aren't making sweet love, so the romantic music should be replaced with the sounds coming from the boys instead.
    I think viewers might agree they'd rather hear Wood and Young talking dirty to their bottom boys than listen to a harp solo. Another thing is Young pouring crusty candle wax on him and Holloway in the finale. It doesn't do anything to intensify the scene, and since it's already hardened, it just makes the guys look smothered in dried-up jizz.
    Stay tuned for the ending that involves the destruction of enemy Brunhilda Von Sphincter by a laser penis, leaving more than enough room for an exciting part three.
    The DVD has photo galleries and outtakes.

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