Easy Numbers a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Mark, Alex Belour, Basti Ryk/Dominik, Dawyd, Florenz, Martin, Nick, Gianis Adonis, Sven, Daniel, Justin Beeker, Jack Horny. Directed by Joachim Koehler.
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It's not hard to count to 12, so I can't figure out the box cover's claim that Easy Numbers has "11 cock craving men." Either numbers are easier for some than for others or they're not counting DVD cover model Justin Beeker, whose performance screams "gay for pay."
    Easy numbers has six two-man scenes (with two different models in each scene) that vary in the attractiveness of the models and the heat of the action.
    Spiky-haired Alex Belour has the walls of his room decorated with pictures of handsome guys torn from the pages of fan magazines. He's flipping through the pages of a magazine of lifeguards and beach boys, one hand on his cock which he's pulled out, dangling his plump balls over the waistband. Buddy Basti Ryk comes to visit and watches Alex at play, then joins him for a tryst on the sofa that involves kissing and mutual sucking. Then Alex tops Basti.
    Nick and Gianis Adonis are a cute couple who are already tearing each other's clothes off on a bed covered with a Union Jack bedspread. Their repertoire includes rimming and they fuck in nearly every conceivable position.
    Justin drills the buns of his buddy Jack Horny with a dildo, then makes Jack ride the dildo solo, while sucking him. There's no kissing, no rimming and no reciprocal sucking here, but Justin does fuck Jack.
    Florenz and platinum blond Dawyd are another well-matched couple who both like to suck and to rim. Dawyd is the bottom here, and these two guys produce as much jism between them as nearly everyone else in the movie put together.
    Sven, another blond but with fuzzy spikes, makes out amorously with Daniel. They curl up nicely in the 69 position, one sucking and the other eating his boyfriend's ass — and to make sure you get the best views, this scene uses split-screen imagery to show you in detail what's going on at each end. Sven is the top here.
    Finally, Mark and Martin have an oral-only scene with the most intense rimming and ass play of the film. After sucking Martin, Mark drills his ass furiously with two fingers while Martin jerks out a noisy load.
    Easy Numbers should have been a better film. Poor camera placement and over-bright lighting resulted in losing a couple of the cum shots, as well as leaving us looking at footage where all the action is hidden from view. Except for Jack and Justin, the models were well matched, though some of these scenes seemed hurried. Good techno sounds are used to good effect at various places in the film.
    The DVD has a photo gallery, trailers, sex ads, Web link.

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