False Advertising

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
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	Cast: William Carioca, Susy Gleyce, Caetano, Bianca Freire, Pablo Monterro, Gleice Kelly, Alex Jr., Vanessa Araújo. Produced by Third World Media.
	Third World Media. Online orders and VOD, www.thirdworldxxx.com.

Whether you call them trannies, she-males or chicks with dicks, it's a refined taste and the models who fit the bill probably devote years to building the perfect body. As a "species," chicks with dicks seem to be native to South America and Asia. Perhaps the social-sexual cultures there permit an appreciation of this type of transgenderism that's foreign to American and European tastes.
    At least two of the four lad(d)ies who get top billing in False Advertising could fool you: delicate hands, realistic breasts, no prominent Adam's apple, full round hips and a deftly tucked penis, scrotum and balls.
    Each of these four is paired with an anatomically correct male model, so there's no she-male/she-male interaction, as you will find in other such films. What is both surprising and interesting in False Advertising is the way in which the partners interact.
    Cover model Bianca Freire is the most conventionally pretty and the most authentic-looking "female." She helps Caetano to relax while he's editing a porno film. Caetano, who's tall, slender, long-haired and handsome seems interested only in Bianca's hole and feet. He gives Bianca's breasts a squeeze and a nibble, then turns her loose to suck him. Before fucking her, Caetano lubes her hole with his tongue and a bit of spit. No effort is made to conceal Bianca's cock and balls (or the male genitals of any of the models), but she barely touches herself while she's getting fucked, she does not get hard and she does not cum.
    Susy Gleyce is a more full-figured model whose leather outfit hints that she might be a dominatrix. Her partner, William Carioca, is extremely handsome in a Will Smith kind of way. Susy detects the beginnings of a hardon in William's pants while he is photographing her, so she helps herself. It's a big one, and almost perfectly straight.
    Susy tongues and suck it, then she and William take turns fingering her hole, after which she sucks the juices off their fingers. There's no kissing, no rimming, and William touches Susy's ample breasts only once while he fucks her in several positions. Susy jacks herself a little bit and she gets semi-hard but she does not have an orgasm.
    Gleice Kelly and Pablo Monterro have the most interactive scene. Each of them sucks and fucks the other, and Pablo rims Gleice. Gleice gets fully hard and she cums, too, but her breasts get scant attention from Pablo.
    Blonde Vanessa Araújo partners with Alex Jr. in the final scene. We've seen Alex in other gay productions before. The two of them spend a lot of time playing with Vanessa's hole, which Alex fucks with his foot before he fucks it with his cock, in about half a dozen positions. They also kiss, Vanessa sucks, and she gets her tits played with the most of any of the models. They both cum — Alex on Vanessa's face.
    The dialog is spoken in Portuguese, without benefit of dubbing or subtitles. The lighting is crisp and leaves no shadows, and the camera is expertly aimed at all the right places, giving you both the up-close and the pulled back views. Given that the trans-models have probably invested a lot of time, money and perhaps pain into developing their breasts, the guys they have sex with pay them scant attention compared to what you'll see in hetero-porn.
    The DVD has a photo gallery, lots of previews, bonus scenes (a striptease by each of the tranny models).

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