The Farmer's Son (FVP 172)
a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer
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Farmer's Son Cast: Erik Rhodes (www.myspace.com/erikrhodesxxx), Jason Adonis (www.JasonAdonis.com), Jessie Zane, Logan Steele (profiles.yahoo.com/HotWAstud), Steve Boston, Blu Kennedy (www.myspace.com/5773450), Jamie Donovan, Zackary Pierce (myspace.com/89334472), Patrick Fisher.
Directed by Chris Steele.
Falcon Studios, P.O. Box 880906, San Francisco, CA 94188. Toll-free orders 800-227-3717 (in CA, 415-431-7722). Internet www.falconstudios.com.
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The Farmer's Son doesn't have a farm (or a farmer), just a southern plantation with an ornery, shotgun-toting dad and a randy gay son. Logan Steele is the Dad, and he knows his son, Jessie Zane, has a permanent twitch in his ass, but dad aims to discourage all potential takers.
    Erik Rhodes is not exactly a traveling salesman, but his function in the plot is the same. When his truck breaks down, Erik knocks on the nearest door for an assist, and is greeted by Jessie in his underwear. Dad comes out sniffing, concludes that Erik is gay, and tells him he'll have to spend the night because it's too late to get the truck looked at, but he'd better keep his hands off the young'un.
    Erik promises, and Jessie does his damnedest (for the rest of the movie) to make him break that promise, starting with spying on Erik jerking off in the shower.
    A skinny-dipping party the next morning quadruples the temptation, adding Zackary Pierce, Patrick Fisher and Steve Boston as bait. Erik resists, and Jessie sets off in pursuit, leaving his three friends at the pool to entertain themselves. With two tops and a bottom, there's no problem with oral options, but fucking calls for a creative solution: Patrick and Zackary both fuck Steve at the same time. As double-penetration scenes go, this one is exceptionally well photographed and both tops achieve full penetration and full motion.
    Jason Adonis is the mechanic who shows up to fix Erik's truck. Erik and Jessie debate which them is more Jason's type, but Erik makes the first move on Jason, who according to Jessie is only available because the chicks in town keep their legs pressed together so tight, "you can't even floss between them."
    Jason is neither farmer nor son but he makes gayporn history here in his first onscreen bottoming role. Falcon has been showing the scene on its Web site for months. Jason and Erik swap blow jobs, with Jason exhibiting some tongue maneuvers I haven't seen him use before. Then he climbs aboard the tailgate and present Erik with his callipygian buns to eat and fuck.
    Dad, meanwhile, is wandering around his property when he's attracted by groaning sounds. Turns out to be Jamie Donovan sucking Blu Kennedy off in the woods. Dad tells them not to stop, and he joins in, unzipping his jeans and freeing his cock to stick in Blu's mouth.
    Dad eats Jamie's ass, then tells Blu to fuck it. Then he steps behind Blu and makes it a sandwich. After a stellar 2005, Blu Kennedy was hardly to be seen in 2006. It's great to see him back on the screen again.
    Jessie concocts a plan with Steve, designed to make Erik fuck him, and this time, Erik gives in. The match is not convincing. You can credit Jessie with wanting to fuck anything that moves, but you can't credit him with being devious, hot or provocative enough to succeed. Jessie has a cute butt, but the expression on Erik's face says "charity fuck." Dad shows up with his shotgun, but he's too late to defend his son's virtue.
    The DVD has photos, bloopers, "making of," outtakes, previews, interview with Jason Adonis, Web link.

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