Farm Hands a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Vilem Cage, Joe Donovan, Pavek Neumann, Tadeusz Tesar, Olle Usmev, Pavel Marek, David Novak, Igor Martinek, Thomas Lee. Directed by Brian Mills.
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Life on the farm is generally quiet and full of hard work, yet rewarding. Far from the noisy, polluted, crime-ridden city, the farmer makes sure the fields are plowed, crops are picked, and the animals have been fed. The Farm Hands on this spread seem to be without any type of t-shirt in their wardrobe, and only seem to care about the plowing — but not the fields.
    Though it may look like another European import, Farm Hands, with its lush backdrops, stunning men, and multiple cumshots, turns out to be one of the best releases so far from TitanMen Fresh.
    The models are kind of like a cross between Bel Ami and the muscular types that we've seen before. There are models like Tadeusz Tesar with his huge hairy chest and beefy bubblebutt fooling around in the lush green countryside with Vilem Cage and Pavek Neumann, two thin, yet toned guys with long uncut dicks.
    There's also the long and lean Pavel Marek messing around in a barn, which looks to be shot in mostly natural light, with Joe Donovan and Olle Usmev, two guys who look like they could compete in bodybuilding competitions. The variety of the models' looks is great. It makes them easy to identify and not as homogenous as some casts tend to be.
    Even though their various looks are a plus, the biggest plus is the obvious magnetism with their costars. It's a definite step up from the not-so-inspired passion in 2006's Farm Fresh. It's obvious in all three scenes, but none more so than the opening scene with Tesar, Cage and Neumann.
    Neumann and Tesar worship Cage's meat, then Tesar sucks both guys' cocks, which leads to two big shots on his chest. They head to the barn where Neumann instinctively grabs hold of a ladder to get fucked by Tesar and Cage. While Tesar fucks him, Neumann interlocks his and Tesar's fingers like he doesn't want him to let go, while at the same time he looks at Cage stroking his hard cock. With one glance, Cage knows he belongs on that ladder feeding his cock to the hungry Neumann.
    Although you can see the top of someone's head and an off-camera hand in the second scene, that's not a big flub. But the camera focuses too much on Usmev and Donovan sucking each other, while off to the side camera we can see Marek attempting to autofellate himself. Unfortunately, we only see glimpses of that while the camera, which seems to shun Marek, spends most of its time on Usmev and Donovan. It would've been better to get all three in. The scene regains steam when Usmev eagerly bends over a cart while the other two alternate stuffing him from each end.
    In the final scene, cute and mischievous Thomas Lee starts to jack off before inviting David Novak and Igor Martinek over for some fun. Novak, who keeps his jeans on, sucks them both before they move on to a surprising fuck. It's not Novak who bottoms, but the very buff Martinek, while Lee takes a dominant role by shoving Novak's face into Martinek's butt before the two fuck him relentlessly.
    Great technical values coupled with beautiful models who can't get enough of each other should make you want to get your hands on Farm Hands.
    The DVD has trailers, photo sessions, behind-the-scenes, photo and cumshot galleries.

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