H2O a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Victor Banda, Damien Crosse, François Sagat, Steve Cruz, Francesco Giovanelly, Jeremy Hall, Andrew Justice, Frank Philipp, Eddie Stone, Rocky Torrez. Directed by Brian Mills.
	Titan Media, P.O. Box 411345, San Francisco, CA 94141. Toll-free orders 800-360-7204. Internet www.titanmen.com.
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The simplicity of the sets for Titan's H2O belies the power they have to further the fantasy provided by the 10-man cast. With a unifying concept as basic as a single word — water — director Brian Mills has crafted a show of light and sexual magic that makes you wonder why anyone needs to bother with sets or stories any more elaborate than this. It really pushes the sex and the models to the forefront.
    In short, Damien Crosse is lying naked in bed, watching porn on a widescreen TV while a storm rages outside the bedroom window. On the black set of the film Damien is watching, François Sagat, Steve Cruz and Rocky Torres are standing on a wood deck in the rain. The action begins with hands and tongues, but soon Steve is taking deep gulps of François' cock while Rocky busies himself at François' backdoor. Soon the saliva is flowing like rain. Cruz is so small compared to the massive Sagat, you wonder how his jaw opens so wide.
    A preliminary round of cum shots precedes the fucking. By that time the rain has stopped. François does double-duty fucking Steve and Rocky (who is twice the size of Sagat), then Steve takes a surprise turn as a top, fucking Rocky.
    The next scene begins on the same deck, backed by a wall of glass block behind which leap enormous tongues of blue flame. Standing in the rain, their Speedos soaked through, are Jeremy Hall and Victor Banda. I'd invite you to check out Victor's eyebrows, which may be his most startling feature, but the whole package is enough to ignite a fire that'll take more than the current rain shower to extinguish.
    Jeremy and Victor rid themselves of the burden of their Speedos, and their cocks seek each other out like two serpents trying to entwine. The oral part of this scene is nothing short of sensational. Victor, though essentially expressionless unless he's having an orgasm, is implacably committed to leaving no millimeter of Jeremy's cock unswallowed. In fact, when it's Jeremy's turn to reciprocate, he is so clearly outclassed that the camera has to distract you by frequent changes of vantage point and clever angles. When that doesn't work, director Mills has them switch again so that Victor is doing the sucking.
    The fucking is less compelling because Jeremy does not seem able to take sexual command of Victor the way he has with some of his other screen partners. So while he plumbs Victor's depths, he does not quite unleash the beast within. He does unleash a load from Damien, though.
    In the next scene, we hear the rain but it remains off-set. Andrew Justice, Francesco Giovanelly and Frank Philipp are clustered around a day bed sucking and rimming. The oral part of this scene is brief and they're ready to squirt almost before you know it. Francesco is smooth and muscle-packed, offering a double contrast to his lean and furry costars. Justice is not movie-star handsome, but his face alone could get me off on a rainy day. Francesco is the bottom here, and his hole gets a thorough workout from Andrew and Frank.
    Damien's orgasm has left him exhausted, and he falls asleep, but a sudden gust of wind blows open the French doors in his bedroom. It's an ill wind that blows no good, and the good here is a drenched Eddie Stone, whom the wind blows into the room. Damien greets Eddie with a kiss, falling to his knees to suck him. The continuity here leaves something to be desired because by the time Damien's knees hit the ground, Eddie is high and dry when he should be dripping wet from the storm with water puddling at his feet.
    They suck loads out of each other, then Damien closes the doors and they move to a day bed (hey, it's the one that we just saw in the movie) for a two-position fuck that leaves them drenched in sweat and semen.
    The DVD has ordering info, Web link, previews, behind the scenes, photo sessions, interviews, cumshots, slideshow.

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