Hairy Rugged and Raunchy

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Adam Faust, Alexander Carino, Ricky Cox, Doug Mendez, Tony Quin, Tom Colt, Rod Florence. Directed by Justin Credible for Scandalistic Pictures.
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There are a couple of things missing from Hairy Rugged and Raunchy to make it a complete stereotypical porn film. It's missing the bass-fueled soundtrack and groan-inducing dialogue, but if viewers can get past the inexcusable editing, this makes for a pretty good, but average, film.
    The editing is reminiscent of 1970s grindhouse films at times. Just as the models get comfortable in a position or get the ball rolling, the lack of smooth editing causes the scene to jump to a new position or to a new set of models. Better editing could be found in even the lowest-budget amateur film. In all the scenes except Adam Faust's, I was expecting to see the words "reel missing" and suddenly be in a new scene.
    It's obvious the film doesn't have a big budget since as it filmed in someone's living room on a couch that has a different cover with each scene, but there are a lot of amateur films and websites whose technical pieces are pretty good for a shoestring budget. The sound is loud when the camera is in the models' faces and barely audible when there is a wide angle shot. A happy medium could have been found so that the viewer could have heard the hot dirty talking that leads to a hot fuck, and ultimately a big load.
    So is this a movie to run away from? No, not really. The hairy men are a welcome sight to those who are used to seeing shorn and waxed guys. Director Justin Incredible does have an eclectic cast of Latinos, cubs, and guys who don't spent 23 of 24 hours at the gym. I particularly found the use of guys who are a little thicker around the middle to be great because why go after a twig when you can climb the whole tree?
    However, those viewers looking for something raunchy need to look elsewhere since the sex consists only of sucking, rimming and fucking. There's no versatility amongst the models, and sadly, some of them have a hard time keeping it hard, and resort to wearing a cock ring for an optical illusion that isn't so gratifying. Also, for some reason, a well-known model like Faust is reduced to a solo scene, but with his seductive charm, looks and ways, he shows that even in a solo he can steal the show.
    The DVD has photo galleries, trailers, fetish menus.

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