Self-Suck Double Feature HornyBoy Autofellatio Pack Vol. 1: Go Blow Yourself! HornyBoy Goes to Hollywood

	Go Blow Yourself: Zach, Travis, Paul, Pete, Tom. HornyBoy Goes to Hollywood: Jon Sonic, Josh, Omar, Charles Rod, Jett Ray.
	Produced by Bad Boys Multimedia. Online orders www.hornyboy.com, www.rudeboyvideo.com.

I have a straight female friend who used to think that every guy could suck his own dick. Has there ever been a study? Do we have percentages? Horny Boy specializes in filming guys who can suck themselves, so maybe I ought to ask them if they have problems locating models.
    HornyBoy Autofellatio Pack Vol. 1 has three scenes built upon this theme. In "Sex Ed," a teacher asks his class of four male students if there are any questions about the previous night's reading, and one of them asks what autofellatio is. Please send me a copy of that textbook.
    The teacher replies by speculating that Pete, whom he's seen naked in the locker room and knows to have a big dick, can probably do it, so he asks Pete to demonstrate. Pete's game, but he can't do it, so teacher asks everyone to try it. Those that can, do; those that can't wank. Overall suckcess ratio is 50 percent, with the teacher abstaining. Paul's the champ, managing to get about half his cock in his mouth.
    "Self Sucking Buddies" features Travis and Zach talking about self-sucking after seeing a picture and deciding to try it. Most of the time they spend sucking each other, but each of them is able to at least touch his tongue to the head of his cock. Zach suggests that they eat their own cum, which he does but Travis doesn't.
    Zach returns for "How to Self Suck," in which he's the teacher and the viewer is the student. We hear sounds that suggest another scene is being filmed in a nearby room while Zack strokes his fairly long and thick cock, and swirls his tongue around the tip. He eats his load this time, too.
    Jon Sonic is HornyBoy, in HornyBoy Goes to Hollywood. His head is a thicket of soft blond spikes and his strong facial features tell me there's a helluva handsome guy behind the mousse and the face-metal.
    In the first scene, Jon extols the virtues of Hollywood then takes us back to his hotel and demonstrates his special skill. He makes no effort to cum in his mouth, but he does lick a stray drop of jism off his thumb.
    Scene two, "Caught in the Act," finds Jon at home, sucking himself in bed. He leaves the window of his ground-floor apartment open, thus attracting the attention of Josh, a skater buddy. Josh barges in for a closer look and Jon encourages him to try sucking himself. Josh makes only a half-hearted effort, claiming he's afraid he'll hurt his back, but he does not hesitate to wank along, squirting on the mirror while, this time, Jon kicks his legs over his head and cums in his mouth. The sounds of straight porn playing in the room are distracting.
    In "The Rent Collector," Jon is showing his apartment to buddy Omar, who surprises him by saying he can suck himself. They demonstrate for each other. Then Omar sucks Jon until they're interrupted by the arrival of Jett Ray, the landlord. Jon splits, because he doesn't have the rent, while Omar defuses the situation by offering to suck Jett in exchange for a discount on the rent for Jon.
    Once the landlord is in a compromising position, Jon returns, and Jett shows the boys that he can suck himself, too. For the rest of the scene, the have fun sucking themselves and each other. Jett lets loose with a deluge aimed directly into his own mouth. Jon and Omar ejaculate while sitting; they ostensibly aim for their mouths but Jon mostly misses and Omar doesn't get close, though they both eat some of their cum afterwards.
    Of the two DVDs, Go Blow Yourself! has a nonchalant documentary feel to it, especially the two final scenes, that makes it fun, entertaining and interesting as well as sexy. HornyBoy Goes to Hollywood seems more self-conscious and "homemade," with Jon's comments to the camera, the ambient offscreen noises, shadows passing across the set and so forth (and there are more models named in the cast list than there are in the movie).
    Go Blow Yourself! has scene selection; HornyBoy Goes to Hollywood has scene selection and previews.

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