Latinolicious a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Nickolay Petrov, Mario Cruz, Dominick Rider, Judd Prescott, Jherrad Lopez, Angel, Kyle Foxxx, Hench Ramos. Directed by Paul Barresi for Latin Heat Productions.
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How many Latinos do you know named Nickolay? Seems to me if you're going to make a film named Latinolicious, you'd a least pick an actual Latino to feature on the box cover. Heck, Nickolay isn't even the star of the film and his "I don't suck cock" performance isn't going to win many fans.
    For the star of the film, we turn to Dominick Rider. He's a police detective and he's in every scene, even if his presence is non-sexual in two of them.
    When the film opens, Nickolay Petrov and Angel are in Dominick's jail waiting to be arraigned. They get bored and decide to have sex, which is how Dominick discovers them when he goes to tell them there's not enough evidence and he'll have to let them go. But not before he exploits the situation. He jumps in the cell, ditches his clothes and pushes Angel out of the way so he can have Nickolay's cock all to himself.
    Angel shoulders his way back in and the two of them play "I can suck this cock better than you can," to Nickolay's delight. Angel gives Dominick's cock a courtesy slurp, then lets Nickolay and Dominick have his ass. Nickolay shoots clear across the bed and is glad to be released, but Angel had so much fun he wants to stay.
    The next item on Dominick's agenda is to interrogate Jherrad Lopez and Kyle Foxxx. The dialog is witty, with double-entendres that deftly set up the sex to come, between the prisoners, when Dominick leaves so that they can contemplate the choices he gave them. Lopez is the top, but before he fucks Kyle's lily-white butt he eats it.
    Mario Lopez is another of Dominick's prisoners and he cuts a deal, snitching on another guy Dominick wants to collar, in exchange for time off for good behavior. Mario also provides the gratuitous information that the guy Dominick is looking for sleeps in the nude, which prompts Dominick to declare, "then I'll try to catch him with his pants down."
    Dominick leaves to make the arrest, so the guard, Judd Prescott, demands a demonstration of "good behavior," telling Mario he has "the right to remain sucking." Judd sucks too, showing Mario he has a bottomless throat and no matter how hard and fast Mario fucks his face, he will take every millimeter and not choke. Judd also likes nipples; he's always playing with either his own or Mario's. Judd rims Mario and they fuck each other.
    Dominick times his bust perfectly, catching bald Hench Ramos asleep. He hollers to wake him up, then pulls his shield out with his left hand and his cock out with his right hand, waving both at Hench and ordering, "You need to come with me."
    This is the best scene in the video, with deep throating by both performers, lots of rimming and some contortionist positions by Ramos, who aggressively face-fucks and butt-fucks the detective in multiple positions. Ramos' cum shot equals Nickolay's for distance and beats it for height. Since his dick is spent and Dominick hasn't cum yet, Ramos grabs a dildo and delivers a two-handed drilling while Dominick jacks off.
    Latinolicious has the makings of a good film, with aggressive sex and clever dialog that are diluted by second-rate performances from the two non-Latinos in the cast.
    The DVD has cumshots, photo gallery, trailers. Widescreen.

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