Private Lowlife a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Alex Collack, Kent North (www.KevinNorth.com), Francesco D'Macho (www.FrancescoDMacho.com), Enzo Grimaldi, Kirk Ziegler, Matt Cole (www.MattColeXXX.com), Marc Williams (www.MarcWilliamsXXX.com), Arpad Miklos (www.ArpadMiklos.net), Nick Horn, Kyle Lewis, Ken Browning, Scott Swann. Directed by Michael Clift.
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First-time director Michael Clift gives military porn a fresh reboot in the ferociously hot Private Lowlife. Each scene begins with an old black and white military training film, all grainy and scratchy, taking you back to the days of film projectors. Then the porn models appear in the same scenarios as the film grows cleaner and becomes suffused with color as the action begins. It's a delicious and ferociously hot film filled with some of today's biggest stars giving us a look at life in the military.
    The boot camp topics include grooming, where Kirk Zeigler intensely stares at Alex Collack while getting his hairdo. Once barber Kent North leaves, Ziegler unveils his hard uncut cock, and Collack shows that his mouth is an army of one as he attacks and devours his meat before North reappears for a steamy three-way.
    Another theme is calisthenics. Sgt. Marc Williams makes the members of his squad, Kyle Lewis, North, and Nick Horn break a sweat, not by doing jumping jacks and crunches, but by stretching and exercising Lewis and North's throats and asses with Horn and his own spectacular cock. Later we get a glimpse of life in the barracks when Arpad Miklos wakes up bunkmates Francesco D'Macho and Ken Browning with a wet and scrumptious rimjob. Finally, there's the so-fun latrine duty, where Pvt. Enzo Grimaldi scrubs the floor, then cleans Scott Swann's "gun."
    Sure we've all seen many military films, but this is really one of the better ones. The introductions to each scene are creative and original, the sex is filled to the brim with the models' chemistry, and of course the models are so stunning that you won't want to blink in fear of missing something amazing.
    I've heard tons about the newest "It" boy D'Macho, but hadn't seen him in action until now. He is much more than a pretty face. He is in two scenes, and in his opening scene with Matt Cole, there is so much animalistic behavior, it's a wonder their fatigues aren't in shreds. D'Macho bends Cole over a desk, exposing his puckering butthole, and immediately dives in, fucking Cole with his tongue until it's loosened and wet enough to replace his tongue with his uncut cock. The pounding he gives Cole is ball draining, but don't cum yet!
    Just as you think D'Macho is all top, he jumps on Cole's thick cock and rides him until he squirts his load while getting fucked. It's hard to take your eyes off both of them because of their dirty, yet passionate performances.
    D'Macho proves later on that he's no one-trick pony when he offers his ass to Miklos' tongue. When Miklos is ready to fuck, D'Macho takes the initiative and fucks Browning first. He gives Browning a rough pounding while they both suck Miklos, then Miklos takes his turn at Browning's insatiable ass. The result is two huge cumshots coating Browning's face.
    Horn's scene is filled with showstopping performances. He easily takes on power bottoms Lewis and North, while Lewis easily gobbles up Williams' amazingly huge cock in two holes. But what's up with the facial hair? Miklos and Horn have weird moustaches that make them look like members of the Third Reich. Luckily, their performances are commanding enough to distract you.
    After watching the breathtaking Private Lowlife, I can't wait to see what Clift has in store next.
    The DVD features chapter menus, cumshot, fuck and photo galleries, and trailers.

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