The Muscle Pit a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Robert Van Damme, Marco Paris, Tyler Saint, Damon Phoenix, Brad Rock, Josh Weston, BamBam Micelli. Directed by Blue Blake.
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Blue Blake's The Muscle Pit is easily one of the best and one of the hottest films of 2007. I'd even say this is one of the hottest films of the decade so far. Like any of Blake's previous films, this one features incredibly muscular titans going the distance sexually. It's got enthusiastic cocksucking, relentless ass poundings and a bit of a raunchy twist that features cumshots shot directly into hungry mouths, and some who dare to snowball.
    Robert Van Damme and BamBam Micelli hang out at Venice Beach and work out in the muscle pit while cruising. We learn during Micelli's solo that he is actually fantasizing about Van Damme, which led me to think they would hook up in the finale, but maybe Blake has different plans for that in the future.
    Before Micelli's solo, we see Van Damme complimenting Marco Paris on his workout. They take off to work out their jaws as Van Damme sucks Paris' rock-hard uncut cock in a Porsche. The two are totally into each other, and Van Damme can't get enough of Paris' cock as he dives deep repeatedly, going nose-deep into his trimmed pubes.
    Most buff guys in porn usually take a couple of inches in their mouth, but not Van Damme. He deep throats as much as possible. Paris returns the favor, taking in Van Damme's uncut monster before Van Damme rims Paris' hole. Much has been said about Paris' cumshot after Van Damme delivers an incredible pounding. It's been said that Paris shoots a pint of cum, but it's not. It's a sizeable load shot directly into Van Damme's open mouth, which he takes with a smile on his face. He mixes his saliva with the jizz, making it drip on his chin and smearing it on his lips. What happens next is shocking as Paris leans down and they snowball, or swap the spit and jizz between each other's mouths as they kiss. It's an incredible and beautiful sight as two masculine guys swap spit and jizz without sour or pained looks on their faces. Van Damme's load isn't as big, but the milk moustaches on their faces is pleasure enough.
    From there, things stay hot. Except for Damon Phoenix, the loads aren't as huge, but are still shot onto faces and into mouths. After Van Damme and Paris' scene is Micelli's poolside solo where he brags excessively about the measurements of his bis, tris, and quads, but the audience never hears the measurements of his cock. When he first flexes and talks to the camera, it's pretty hot, but the talking becomes too egotistical, macho and repetitive, especially about his "guns" and being straight.
    Viewers already know the guys in Blake's films are very masculine, and they play straight without missing a beat. They usually don't feel the need to dwell on how straight they are and talk about girls. Now if he had switched to his fantasy about Van Damme while undressing himself, that would've been hot. Unless viewers are really into hearing about measurements and how straight he is, Micelli's solo is best seen muted.
    Things pick up when Phoenix and Tyler Saint call it a day and retire to a beautiful kitchen where they immediately jump each other's bones. They suck each other, and Saint fucks Phoenix's bubble butt. Phoenix is an eager bottom as he gets fucked on the countertop repeatedly yelling "Yeah! I love it" and "Fuck me good!" In the end, Saint gets a whopper of a cumshot in his mouth, happily swallowing as much as he can before shooting quite a load himself on his abs.
    The finale finds Van Damme hanging with his homie Brad Rock, watching Josh Weston show off. He looks like he's stretching, but you can tell he's trying to get the two hungry tops' attention by bending over backwards and doing the crab walk. While trying to get his gymnastics on, he falls off the equipment, and the two tops are nice enough to carry him home. Instead of checking his wound, they make him feel better by Van Damme feeding him cock while Rock fucks him. This is one scene where the volume should be lowered no matter where viewers live. Weston yells and screams loudly as the two relentlessly fuck him three ways from Sunday, then deliver a 1-2 punch with a spectacular double penetration that leaves Weston red in face from screaming in pain, agony and mostly pleasure.
    There was one glitch with sound mixing in a couple of scenes, but for the most part, The Muscle Pit, with its awesome men and raunchy open-mouthed cumshots, is an extraordinary film from the master of muscle, Blue Blake.
    The DVD has trailers and "Legend," a 40-minute preview of Blake's other films.

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