My Ass, Your Dick, My Mouth

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Antonio Milan, Tripp Castro, Dean Marquez, Orion Cross, Brad Slater, Rex, Cody Bank. Directed by Dexter Palmer.
	Dexter Palmer Productions. Online orders, dexterpalmerproductions.com.
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San Diego-based Dexter Palmer boasts that his amateur brand of films is "porn for the rest of us." I won't disagree. The three scenes of My Ass, Your Dick, My Mouth have the comfortable ambience of friends whose recreation includes fucking and shooting it on film. The lighting is OK, everything is in focus, and if the viewfinder sometimes picks up something that wasn't intended — like a second photographer or the models lurking in the doorway waiting for their scene — it's protected by the "amateur" handle.
    Group sex is the order of the day, beginning with a four-man orgy in the morning and ending with a three-way in the afternoon. There are seven different models for these two long scenes; one of the models, Antonio Milan, provides a sort of intermission in the form of a midday solo.
    Cum-hungry Tripp (everyone cums in his mouth at the end) is the chief focus of "Tripp's Morning Orgy." He starts the day with a large serving of Antonio's cock. Dean Marquez and Orion Cross are lurking outside the bedroom, waiting for an opportune time to jump in bed with them, which happens well after Tripp and Antonio have proceeded from sucking to fucking. Dean, the guy with the red bandana, is the only versatile one of the bunch. Tripp is a bottom and the other two are tops. If you like body hair, you won't find much of it between the collarbones and the hipbones of this quartet, and for some of them, not elsewhere either. There's no music during the sex, so you get the full benefit of the unscripted sex sounds that erupt as the scene progresses.
    For his solo, Antonio progresses from clothed to nude (well, almost — he keeps his t-shirt behind his neck). He was a top in the first scene, but he's semi-versatile here, fucking himself with a finger and a vibrator. He doesn't stint with the vibrator: it's life-sized or larger and he shoves it all the way in.
    Brad Slater, the guy on the DVD cover, is the star of "Brad's Afternoon Orgy." Brad and Rex are making out when the scene opens. Both of them are wearing only jeans, which don't stay on for long. They take turns sucking each other, but Brad looks a little distracted when he doesn't have Rex's cock in his mouth. He doesn't look distracted at all when he's eating Rex's ass, which is about the time that Cody Bank jumps on the bed, already naked and hard, asking "got some for me?"
    Rex fucks Brad briefly in the doggie position, then Brad temporarily departs the scene, leaving Cody to suck and rim Rex. Brad reappears as a top, fucking Rex while Cody face-fucks Rex. Then Cody fucks Rex, who gradually turns purple from the base of his rib cage to the top of his head. Brad vanishes a second time, apparently to get a new condom so he can have seconds of Rex. The cum shots follow, with Brad shooting first and last.
    The DVD has previews, photo gallery, behind the scenes and a bonus scene.

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