Nailed (MVP 082) a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Ken Browning, Manuel Torres (www.ManuelTorresXXX.com), Marco Paris, Jay Armstrong, Kyle Lewis, Marc Williams (www.MarcWilliamsXXX.com), Nick Marino, Brendan Davies, Danny Mann (profiles.yahoo.com/musclebearatl), Johnny Wallace. Directed by John Bruno for Mustang.
	Falcon Studios, P.O. Box 880906, San Francisco, CA 94188. Toll-free orders 800-227-3717 (in CA, 415-431-7722). Internet www.falconstudios.com.

Director and writer John Bruno hasn't reinvented the wheel, but he has given a refreshing twist on the garage mechanic theme in Nailed. Instead of giving lube jobs, checking a tranny or pumping anything, the action focuses on the employees' activities after work on Friday.
    At the end of the film, big boss Ken Browning, with his coveralls barely covering his bubble butt, explains to officers Brendan Davies and Danny Mann that his guys like to blow off some steam. Davies asks how, and Browning says tell him "by nailing some hot ass."
    It's true. After a rough work week, all of us blow off steam by going home, changing clothes, and having a stiff drink, or going to happy hour, but some of us also like to bust a nut.
    But why are the cops at Browning's garage? It seems that a Gladys Kravitz-type was walking by and overheard the moans of Browning getting nailed by Kyle Lewis after he won a very butch arm wrestling contest, as if anyone could be quiet getting sexed by these two. The nosy neighbor gets angry because everyone in the neighborhood is getting some but him, so he calls the cops to report a disturbance of the peace — not once, but twice. This leads Davies and Mann to visit the garage after Lewis and Browning get it on, then later which sets up a blistering four-way with the officers, Browning and Nick Marino.
    Bruno even works in some humor. Some of the dialogue and actions, like the arm wrestling moment can cause a few chuckles, but you'll laugh and be surprised when Marc Williams comes looking for a job. He speaks with Marco Paris, who shows him the company's idea of customer service. Williams' huge cock somehow it slides in Paris' waiting hole easily, while Paris practically glows with happiness
    Each scene is explosive because of the chemistry, and mostly because of the models' masculinity. Most of these guys you could picture as grease monkeys, especially Browning and Jay Armstrong, thanks to their demeanor, their delivery and their beefy bodies. Also, Davies and Mann, two muscular and hairy hunks, definitely fill an officer's uniform nicely. They look like the type of officer we fantasize about with their deep voices, facial hair and uniforms bulging in all the right places.
    Their four-way is a little perplexing, though. There are only two group scenes, theirs and a three-way with Manuel Torres, Armstrong and Johnny Wallace. In this three-way, they are all over each other, and it's particularly hot when top Torres throws his legs over his shoulders, exposing a hairy butt hole, and Wallace and Armstrong take turns rimming him. They just can't seem to take their mitts off each other.
    But later in the four-way, Davies and Mann mostly stick to each other. After watching Browning rim Marino, you'd think they jump in line; instead they make the grease monkeys suck and rim them, then Davies, Mann and Marino take a turn fucking Browning. While Marino fucks him, the cops go off to kiss and suck each other, making it almost feel like two separate scenes. Eventually Marino fucks Mann and Davies, then fucks Browning until everyone cums. It's a minor thing, but the scene may have been hotter with a little more participation.
    The DVD has trailers, plus cast, action and behind-the-scenes galleries.

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