Papi Got Flava

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Dillon, Jason Tiya, Kidd, Haze, Joshua, Tec, Dameon, Jazz. Directed by Jalin Fuentes.
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When someone's got flava, that means that they've got the mad skills. They have looks, bling, sometimes a big cash roll, a big ol' dick, and can charm their way into your pants without you knowing it. In a nutshell, they're all that and a bag of chips. In Papi Got Flava, it's Dillon who's got the mad flava, and all the boys want a taste of it.
    Dillon is a Blatino papi with a taut body, a six-pack, that thuggish masculine look and a dick that is constantly rock hard. That's one thing about this film I really liked. Some big-dicked tops show off what they've got, but only stay hard momentarily; they could learn a lesson from Dillon, Tec and Jazz. A big dick is nice to look at, but in order to impress, you got to stay hard. How else is the bottom going to know if you've got flava?
    While it's great the tops stay hard, this film's flava ranges from hot and spicy with some kick, to mild, to downright bland. The blandest scene is the opening where Dillon, stretched out in silk boxers in his pimped-out bedroom complete with a mirrored ceiling, orders an escort in the shape of Jason Tiya. What should be a great scene goes completely wrong, and at times bizarre.
    Tiya, who is one of the hottest black models, and has done some memorable work in Bonesaw, Lights and Darks and Owen Hawk Unleashed, at times looks lost, unfocused and distracted. I don't know if it's the director, a movie playing in the background or the news, but the many times he looks off-screen distract him from Dillon's cock in his mouth and ass, resulting in zero chemistry between the two. When Tiya is on his back getting fucked, the look on his face is so unresponsive; it doesn't help that you can hear director Jalin Fuentes saying "Keep going Dillon! Keep going!" Another time when Tiya's getting fucked he puts a pillow over his face, as if he's hiding — and I would, too, if this is how my scene turned out.
    Dillon, even though he's a hot motherfucker, is good at face-fucking and ass-fucking as he proves with Tiya, Kidd and Haze, but homie's got to learn when keep his yap shut. When he hires another escort (Kidd), they spend five minutes talking about nothing. They both talk incessantly while Kidd sucks him, then Dillon fucks him. It's not sexy nasty talk either. At one point Dillon says "You're staying the night!" and babbles on about how he's going to fuck him hard. Don't talk about it, show us!
    The dirty talking that's supposed to arouse turns silly when Kidd overdramatically yells "Fuck me n****! Fuck me!" several times. Maybe if he had used a different inflection it wouldn't be so ridiculous. The funny thing is, this is one of the hottest scenes. Kidd has way more personality than Tiya and Haze, who goes with the flow and looks like he enjoys being fucked by Dillon, but could show more enthusiasm. He also is very enthusiastic when he sucks and gets fucked, plus the two have a definite attraction between them.
    I can only hope Kidd and Haze stretched before their scenes with Dillon. He fucks them in the doggy and missionary positions. At one point with Kidd, Kidd is on his back, legs up, but Dillon is facing away from him, his ass in the air, still pounding Kidd's ass. When he fucks Haze, Haze is on his stomach when Dillon grabs him by the hips, and throws him up and down like a ball, fucking him violently.
    While Jazz and Dameon's sex in the shower and bedroom starts the morning off right, the best scene that doesn't feature Dillon stars homeboys Joshua and Tec. They're chillin' when Joshua makes a move on the straight, shy and reluctant Tec. Eventually he allows Joshua to help explore gay sex with a scorching make-out session. They lean in for the kiss, and Tec has this confused look on his face that says he shouldn't be doing this, but it feels so good that he doesn't wanna stop. After Joshua sucks his uncut cock, Tec fucks him, their smooth bodies rubbing against each other on the couch. When it's time for them to cum, it's a little drawn out, but it's hard to complain about seeing a papi with flava, a tight smooth body and a thick cock like Tec's, ending with a big-ass cumshot splattering on the floor.
    The DVD has scene selection.

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