Campus Pizza

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer
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Campus Pizza Cast: Damien Crosse, Dean Flynn, Kai Grant, Andrew Justice, Tyler Kane, David Korben, Jason Reynolds, Justin Riddick, Mason Wyler.
Directed by Joe Gage.
Titan Media, P.O. Box 411345, San Francisco, CA 94141. Toll-free orders 800-360-7204. Internet www.titanmen.com.
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Gay porn has elevated the delivery professions to iconic status: the UPS driver, the mover, the pizza boy and more. As fuel for erotic fancies they deliver not only their merchandise, they deliver their bodies, their loads and no small degree of sexual satisfaction to the lucky customers they serve.
    Formidable director Joe Gage tackles the pizza boy, in Titan's Campus Pizza, bestowing delivery credentials on Dean Flynn and setting the action in a small college town in Ohio. Besides pizza — and himself — Flynn delivers homespun pizza lore and statistics, "talking" to the viewer as he makes his late-night rounds. There's no danger of Flynn toppling the gay patron saint of pizza, Steve Henson, but he has tasty adventures.
    Andrew Justice is his first customer. Andrew's liking for cigars gets him exiled to the garage by his wife, so he orders a pie and prepares to pump some iron, after stripping to his birthday suit for comfort. Andrew didn't expect his young nephew, Jason Reynolds, to pop in. Andrew is unfazed, and he really enjoys Jason's personal discomfort as he steers the conversation, then the action, into sex. Jason has a vulnerable, deer-in-the-headlights helplessness as his uncle talks about the imperatives of satisfying the demands of a hard cock. This pizza is topped with incest, recruitment and domination.
    The evening's second delivery goes to professor Tyler Kane, who's burning the midnight oil with his grad student assistant, Kai Grant. Grant's character is a paraplegic, so this scene boldly goes where no porn has gone before. As they chomp away at their pizza, Kane summons up the balls to ask Grant if "it works." In the subsequent dialog, the tension is as thick as the pizza and you'll find yourself wondering who's seducing whom as the sexual balance teeters back and forth. Grant does a terrific job of keeping his lower extremities completely immobile in the ensuing sex, in which he's the bottom. He remains "in character" during the DVD interview with himself and Kane, remaining inert below the waist. Top this pizza with morbid curiosity, virgin seduction and wheelchair sex.
    In the final, long scene, Flynn delivers a couple of pies to the guys who play a weekly poker game. Mason Wyler, one of the quartet of players, asks Dean if he wants to join the game, and when Dean says he doesn't know how, Mason mischievously improvises new rules that are designed to get Dean out of his clothes. The rest of the players — Damien Crosse, David Korben and Justin Riddick — go along with Wyler's joke and pretty soon everyone is naked. Korben raises the sexual ante by tossing his pants in when he's still got a shirt to lose.
    Mason is the driving force here; he initiates a circle jerk once they are all naked, and he starts the sucking (in which Crosse and Riddick don't participate). A slender steel rod makes an appearance and finds its way into the holes of Wyler and Flynn before the fucking starts. Crosse and Riddick top, Wyler and Korben bottom and Flynn is versatile. The extra toppings on this pizza are trade, toys, group sex and generous amounts of jism.
    The DVD has interviews (Andrew Justice & Jason Reynolds; Kai Grant & Tyler Kane), behind the scenes, photo sessions, cumshots, slideshow, trailers.

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