Horny Pretty Boys a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Oliver Strelly, Carey Lexes, Dick James, Travis Hard, Michael Randy, Russell, Rein, Fanat, Thomas Stroker, Brett. Directed by Sineplex.
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For a "gonzo" film to be convincing, a guy has to be able to look the camera in eye without blinking, while getting fucked or sucking a cock, and communicate, "look at me, I have a cock in me and there's nothing I love better." The obligatory camera ultra-close-ups are easier to achieve. Oral and facial cumshots, while not de rigueur, help to create spontaneity and authenticity, and ass-to-mouth action is a nice embellishment.
    In Horny Pretty Boys, there are too many omissions.
    The first of the film's five scenes opens with Thomas Stroker (he and several of the other models are better known under other screen names) having a wank. The wank is proceeding nicely and Thomas' cock has grown hard and fat when he adds a butt plug that travels back and forth from his hole to his mouth. Thomas is joined unexpectedly by smooth Russell and furry Brett, who want to be sucked. Thomas complies. Russell reciprocates, Brett doesn't. Then Russell fucks Thomas and Brett fucks Russell. The scene ends with Brett and Russell both wielding butt toys which they use alternately to drill Thomas's mouth and ass while they jerk off on his buns.
    Scene two also begins as a solo, by Travis Hard. The arrival of Dick James gives Travis another reason to be hard. There's nothing about this scene that I'd call gonzo, but it's a well-photographed fuck (Travis is the top) with reciprocal sucking and a little tongue-kiss at the end.
    The next match pairs Oliver Strelly with Carey Lexes, the spiky-haired blond from the DVD cover. Carey is all smiles at the outset. They suck each other and Oliver adds the first rimming we've seen so far, but when the time comes for Carey to surrender his furry hole, you'd think he wants either to cry or to puke. We've seen Strelly in other Sinemale productions, and he relishes anything sexual; not only is he versatile, he's bisexual. He and Carey make an attractive couple, but Carey's extreme discomfort ruined the scene for me. Oliver gives his ass a break, sucks him for a while and then resumes fucking him with gentle short strokes, but it doesn't help. Near the end of the scene, Carey fixes his attention somewhere off-camera to the left; that, in addition to the grimaces, removes him even further from the scene.
    Rein and Fanat are a pair of smooth, skinny younger guys who are giving each other blow jobs when they are joined by Oliver. Fanat, the brunet, uses a colorless glass dildo to loosen Rein's ass while Rein sucks Oliver. They set the dildo aside so everyone can suck everyone else, then Oliver fucks both the twinks, who put their buts together so that Oliver can go from hole to hole and back again.
    Thomas and Russell, both from scene one, have a rematch without Brett to conclude the film. It's a vigorous flip-flop fuck with ass-to-mouth action from both models, making it the most successful scene in the film.
    The DVD has photos, trailers, fetish menus.

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