Proven Straight

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
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Proven Straight Cast: Andrew Justice, Christian Owen, Hans Ebson, Jorden Michaels, Kurt Wild, Nickolay Petrov, TJ Young, Zach Rockwood; non-sexual, Sebastian Young.
Directed by Mark Reed.
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He's no Clarence Darrow, but in Proven Straight, when Zach Rockwood tells his poker-playing buddies that you're not gay if you can fuck a guy in the ass, they don't detect a whiff of either homophobia or faulty logic. Rockwood proposes an experiment to prove his point. He calls in one of the gay guys playing basketball in the back yard, Kurt Wild, then taunts Nickolay Petrov into fucking him.
    The entire cast clusters in the doorway of the bedroom to which Kurt and Nickolay are dispatched, but Nickolay asks for privacy, so everyone goes off to perform his own test of Zach's hypothesis.
    Wild and Petrov are like fire and fire. I've faulted some of Petrov's performances in the past because when onscreen, he never really overcomes the fact that he's straight. Here, his straightness is part of the setup, so there's no expectation of anything other than to see him fuck a gay guy in the ass, which he does brilliantly. Wild is physically a much smaller guy but he's all hard muscle and getting fucked in the ass is something he obviously loves because he practically levitates the bed.
    Zach has paired off with Jorden Michaels in the deserted living room. Since he's the originator of the Proven Straight hypothesis, one expects this scene to be a repeat of the previous one. Jorden is the designated bottom here, and he does a bit of bump and grind to get Zach's blood flowing in the right direction. The big surprise here is that Zach's preoccupation with being statutorily straight has nothing to do with his sexual behavior. He and Jorden have a hot kissing session (which resumes later when they are fucking) and they make beautiful and reciprocal music together.
    Andrew Justice and Christian Owen have claimed an empty bedroom, but when TJ Young wanders past the door, without a partner, he invites himself to join them. Andrew and Christian were sixty-nining in their tight whities but TJ's olive-green camo-briefs spoil the image. This three-way lacks the chemistry of the two preceding scenes. TJ and Andrew both fuck Christian and Andrew fucks TJ.
    That leaves Hans Ebson in the family room with Sebastian Young. Young, whose back is facing the viewer. lowers his pants, but we never see what Hans sees, because Nickolay comes out of the bedroom at that moment, declaring that his appetite is whetted and he wants another piece of ass. Sebastian pulls his pants up and leaves Hans to Nickolay. The sucking, by Hans, is brief and they get right to the fucking.
    "Second-tier" sexual activities like shrimping, armpit rimming and ball sucking are generally not depicted in most porn films, but director Mark Reed must have a liking for ball sucking because there's a lot of it in Proven Straight, and it really helps heat up the action.
    If you like goopy, high volume cumshots, you will love Proven Straight. Each climax is caught by at least two cameras and there are seemingly endless instant replays, in addition to the cumshots-only option on the DVD. Jorden Michaels, who has never particularly distinguished himself from the many other slim young blonds in porn, gives his best performance to date. In fact, the four models in the first two scenes all provide first-rate action.
    The DVD has cumshots, gallery, trailers, behind the scenes (interviews).

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