Punks

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: RC Ryan, Nickolay Petrov, Logan Robins, Jay Armstrong, Wade Mohawk, Albert Long, Dallas Reeves. Directed by Cameron Finn.
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Punks is the debut film from FPG Entertainment, and for the first time out of the gate, Punks is a wonderfully done film, at least to look at. While the look, sound and cast of the film are almost flawless, it's hard not to notice that other elements, especially the sex, seem to be ignored.
    They story is about two rival punks, RC Ryan and Logan Robins, itching to kick each other's asses, whether it's with their friends around or alone on the wrestling mat. While the film spends a lot of time building the story, it's never understood why there's so much bad blood between them. Are they ex-lovers? Used to be best friends, but grew apart? Is this gay gang warfare in Florida?
    While the story is being built up, it takes 17 minutes before viewers see the first sex scene. That is a lot of time in a porno film to make viewers wait. While some will get sucked in by the practical sets, the film's Hollywood-like videography, surprisingly good dialogue and acting, others will jump straight to that first sex scene.
    After Robins and Jay Armstrong have words with Ryan and Nickolay Petrov at the gym, Petrov and Albert Long, Ryan's goons, pay a visit to Robins' pad. He's gone, but Armstrong's there, as well as Wade Mohawk. When they tell the goons to take a hike, a fight ensues with Armstrong getting punched by Long while Mohawk, channeling his inner ghetto child, smashes a bottle over Petrov's head, drawing blood.
    Long captures Mohawk, who should have cut Long with the broken bottle, and instead of beating the tar out of him, shoves his fat uncut cock down his throat. It's not a rape scene, and couldn't be anyway, because there's only a few moments in this 15-minute sex scene where Long's cock is actually hard and he's not squeezing its base trying to make it look hard. On the other side of the pool, Petrov is pounding ruthlessly at Armstrong's muscled ass on a chaise longue. While the set-up is unbelievable, I'd prefer see more of Petrov and Armstrong, since both stay rock hard.
    The best scene is when Ryan and Robins meet in the gym for a wrestling match. They toss each other around on the mat turning this hyper-masculine silliness into a very erotic and stimulating match where they eventually lose all their clothes. Once that happens, their sweaty, glistening, smooth, hard bodies are exposed, as well as their hardening cocks.
    After Ryan pins his opponent, they fall back breathlessly. Instead of going two out of three or shaking hands, they start jerking their cocks. They uncomfortably jack off side-by-side, glancing at one another's cocks before they swallow their pride and touch each other. Robins shows his desire for Ryan as he caresses and licks his body head to toe before sucking and rimming his arch nemesis. Director Cameron Finn utilizes a mirror on the wall to get some hot angles of Ryan face-fucking Robins, as well as ass-fucking him. After the guys cum, Ryan is about to share his emotions with Robins, who tells him it's not like they're going to be friends anyway. He takes off after calling Ryan a punk. So they now love to hate and fuck each other?
    Once Robins gets him, he takes a dive to cool off, then takes another dive into Mohawk's mouth and ass for a nice poolside fuck. It's pretty good, but doesn't have the same intensity as the previous scene. If Armstrong had come in a little sooner, things may have been hotter.
    For a debut film, Punks is pretty good, despite some sore thumbs. It stands out because of its catchy story, which could have been explained a little better. It also stands out because of its great technical elements. The sound, look, sets, and even the fake blood is appealing and unheard of. It also makes me impatient to see what director Finn will bring audiences next.
    The DVD has photo and cumshot galleries, Dallas Reeves poolside solo, model biographies, behind-the-scenes footage, and preview.

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