Ranger (MVP081) a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Brad Rock, Dak Ramsey (myspace.com/42310646), Jake Dakota (www.JakeDakota.com), Brad Star, Ken Mack, Ryann Wood, Jessie Zane, Derek Foster, Duncan Stone. Directed by John Bruno for Mustang.
	Falcon Studios, P.O. Box 880906, San Francisco, CA 94188. Toll-free orders 800-227-3717 (in CA, 415-431-7722). Internet www.falconstudios.com.

In Ranger, senior park ranger Brad Rock briefs his troops for the day. He wants them to find the flasher who has been annoying the campers, and to tell the noisy frat boys to shut up. Later, he plans to break in a new recruit and at the end of the day, several of them will reassemble to trade stories and fuck.
    The film actually begins with an intro straight out of a 1950s TV Western series, ending when the projector lamp burns through the celluloid. The credits are fun, too, employing animated graphics with a USGS survey-map theme. If you're into uniforms, the ranger gear looks authentic and adds plenty of sizzle, although nostalgia kicks in to remind me how damned irresistible Bill Henson looked in his hand-tailored uniform in Ranger in the Wild.
    Cover model Jake Dakota and partner Duncan Stone stop at Jessie Zane's campsite to remind him of the fire danger and alter him to the flasher. To Jessie's delight, the flasher, Dak Ramsey, steps out of the woods, hardon in hand, moments after the rangers depart. Dak's cock is not only hard, it's dripping, and when Jessie drops his pants and waves his ass like a white flag, it drips even more.
    Jessie Zane's fuck-me-now-and-fuck-me-hard attitude will bring you back for seconds, or even thirds. It's one of those moments of spontaneous combustion when foreplay and oral sex are not on the table. Jessie wants his hole filled and Dak wants to fill it, which he does, first with his tongue and then with his cock. Dak's sort-of prison pallor, dark body hair and abundance of non-colorful tattoos add a dangerous quality that's perfect. Jessie's screams literally fill the air (so much so that after a while you wish he would stop) as Dak skewers him on his feet and on his back. A quick sit-fuck with Jessie as the top adds a surprise to the encounter, then reciprocal sucking follows — brief but fierce — and release, with flasher Dak taking Jessie's load in the face.
    While that's going on, top ranger Rock is debriefing the new recruit, Ryann Wood. Rock, a Blue Blake discovery, is strictly a top who's not known for reciprocation, and Ryann doesn't get any here. But he gets a big cock to suck and an ass that wants to be eaten. They use the tailgate and roll bars of their vehicle for fucking, then a fence rail for support when Brad drills Ryann with a large dildo.
    Ken Mack and Brad Star are the boisterous campers that Derek Foster is sent to evict from the park. But it's two against one, and not only are they not gonna go, they're gonna have some fun with Foster. Foster ends up first on his knees then on his back, with time out in between to eat and finger Star's creamy buns while Mack fucks Star's face. After Foster gets fucked by both Brad and Ken, in several positions, Brad sits on Ken's cock and rides himself to orgasm. Mack then sucks Brad's spent cock and balls while Foster takes Brad's place riding Ken's cock. The scene has a lot of energy and mixing-up of action and positions, but Derek Foster lacks an erection the entire time. Only when it's time for his cum shot, which is the last of the three, do we see him hard.
    At the end of the day, Brad Rock kicks back with Jake and Duncan to ask about their day. Jake jokes that their day probably didn't match the good time Brad had breaking in Ryann, and Duncan wonders if he and Jake can "get some of that."
    Naturally, Brad has some of that to spare, and his underlings do well by him, with Duncan sucking Brad's balls and tongue-fucking him while Jake sucks. Jake also gets his face and fingers in Duncan's ass, prior to Brad fucking them both (which includes a sandwich with Jake in the center). Duncan also takes a ride on Jake's cock before they're done.
    Overall, the sex in Ranger is grand. The opening scene could have stolen the show but director John Bruno's special talents in orchestrating three-ways keeps upping the ante right down to the last drop — and we ain't talking Maxwell House coffee.
    The DVD has scene selection with fetish sub-selections, Web link, behind the scenes photos, previews, cast bios, making-of, interviews.

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