Rump Rangers

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Guzzo, Steve, Nate, Ken, Nick, Riley, Thad, Jared, Brent, Brock, Rick, Axe, Vince. Produced by Amateur Straight Guys.
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The crew at Amateur Straight Guys has packed six sizzling scenes into Rump Rangers, all of which deliver hot-n-heavy rump action from start to finish.
    The start is provided by newcomer Steve, a gay guy who wants to get fucked by a straight guy. His wish is granted by Guzzo, a familiar face at ASG whose sexual horizons have gotten a lot broader since he began appearing in their scenes, and who is about to further his sexual education by fucking a guy for the first time. Guzzo reciprocates orally and he cums in Steve's mouth at the end. They have such a good time that Steve wants seconds, but Guzzo has an appointment.
    Axe and Vince are two bi guys who joke about butt-fucking their girlfriends, but when the clothes come off, you'd never guess from the action that follows that either of them ever strayed south of about #5 on the Kinsey scale. It's a good flip-flop fuck with some great penetration footage of Vince.
    A three-way is next, in which Brent, a pierced, tattooed unwaxed dude of undeclared sexual orientation, gets poked at both ends by two guys. Rick has never fucked a guy before, but has "thought about it a couple times," and Brock has fucked a guy once before. They line up parallel to each other on a bed. Brent is in the middle, his arms spread to jack Brock and Rick at the same time; Rick jacks off Brent while Brock watches a Jenna video. The conversation seems tentative, and maybe awkward — this trio apparently will need some directing. Under prompting, Brent leans over and sucks Brock, while Rick suits up and sticks his cock in Brent's hole. Brent asks Brock to fuck him too, then focuses on sucking Rick. Rick later wants seconds on Brent's booty, and while he's getting it, Brock cums in Brent's face. There's never any interaction between Rick and Brock, who pays more attention to the video than to his scene partners. Rick gives off a vibe that he could've been pushed to do more, so maybe we'll see him again..
    Thad and Jared talk about "titties" so much at the beginning of their scene that the director has to interrupt them and tell them to undress. Even then, titties keep popping back into the conversation. The two are different as night and day: Thad is small, dark and crew-cut; Jared is more than a head taller, long-haired, blond and smooth. Here too there's a lot of nervous conversation and the pair does not seem inclined to do anything but jerk off until the director intervenes. Thad says he's never sucked a dick before (or had his ass licked) and he likens it to "taking one for the team." Each guys sucks the other briefly, then the director praises guys' holes, and the next thing you know, Thad is getting fucked. The doggie-style fuck gets highly animated, with Jared grabbing handfuls of hair on Thad's while pile-driving his hole, and Thad shouting "yeah, fuck me!"
    There's little preliminary conversation between Ken and Nate, who clamp their hands on each other's crotches, declare each other sexy, and get straight to sucking. There's a relaxed and cheerful camaraderie between them. Ken does most of the oral work and he's the only one to rim, but the division of labor seems to suit them both, and it's eager and enthusiastic. At one point while being sucked, Nate says, "you missed my cock," leading one to suspect this is familiar territory. Ken is the bottom, and he tells Nate, "you can fuck me as hard as you want," which is exactly what Nate does.
    Rump Rangers ends with another three-way. Nate makes a return engagement, in a scene with Riley (whose gum-chewing is about to become annoying, when he throws it out so he can suck) and Nick. Nate gets left out of the initial activity, so the director lends him a hand. Eventually Nate muscles in on the other two until Riley takes notice, and sucks him, too. Nick is the first to pound Riley's tan buns, while Nate keeps Riley's mouth filled. Then Riley's butt goes into overdrive, causing Nick to break a sweat. Nate gets equal time at Riley's butt and both tops cum in Riley's face, but Riley, for all his hard work, doesn't cum at all. It's an incongruous note to end an otherwise good scene, and it might have been less "conspicuous" if this scene had not been placed at the end of the film. Of course, you can always go back and watch one of the other scenes all over again.
    The DVD has scene selection and a Website promotion.

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