Straight College Men Auditions 12

Straight College Men 63: Aidan & Drew

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer		 rating
Straight College Men Auditions: Cornelius, Wendell, Roland, Kyle, Arnold, Miles, Bono, Brice.
SCM63: Aidan, Drew, Siege.
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These two separate titles from Straight College Men will probably appeal most to hardcore fans, since they have no "old favorite" performers and two of the three models in Vol. 63 can't get it up.
    The Auditions 12 DVD features the standard batch of eight models. Each of them is interviewed on camera, clothed, then sent off to the dressing room. A hidden camera (black and white) in the dressing room records them as they undress. Lube and a porno magazine are provided — a clever ploy to get the model to play with himself a bit "unseen" in the dressing room, as if it were expected that he should emerge hard. Then the model emerges, nude, takes up the same seat where he was interviewed, and masturbates to orgasm.
    The soloists in this particular cluster are not particularly imaginative or original, preferring a straightforward stroke-and-shoot to roving hands, ball play or even tentative exploration of their t'ain'ts or their butt holes. They're pretty average in the face, body and looks departments, too.
    In Aidan and Drew, the two guys so-named are buddies. Drew has a fair amount of behind-the-scenes knowledge and experience on straight porn sets, and he talked his buddy Aidan into doing a scene for SCM. They did not expect to be asked to do a scene together, and almost half of their screen time is spent yapping, especially about the mental challenges posed by considering whether it's too gay to be seen side by side on a bed or in a shower together jacking off.
    Aidan is the holdout, and the interviewer keeps raising the financial offer until Aiden, who claims he's broke, can no longer refuse. The odor of homophobia was so pervasive I probably would not have liked the scene, even if it had been a good one. As it was, motor-mouth Drew couldn't get it up. He and Aidan returned for a subsequent shoot and the same thing happened again.
    The other model on this DVD, Siege, experienced the same problem. In his case, the producers sent him home with a video camera, which he used to make three home movies of himself jacking off. Sic transit gloria jism.

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