Sex in the Wild a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Stonie (www.Stonie.com), Nick Capra (www.NickCapra.com), Phillip Randy, Doug Jeffries, Mike Vista, Marck Cirriano, Joie Torres, Alan Gregory, Bo Kingsly. Directed by Casey & Peter O'Brian for Hollywood Sales.
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Sex in the Wild is a 2002 video production from Hollywood Sales that has been transferred to DVD. "Wild" has to be taken with a grain of salt, since the location looks more like a city park where you'd go for a Sunday picnic.
    Stonie, Doug Jeffries and Mike Vista are friends who opt to spend a weekend away from cell phones, TV and bars. They head for the woods, pitch a tent, and bicker. To simmer down, Stonie goes for a hike, Mike goes to fetch firewood and Doug hangs out at camp to sunbathe, nude. While separated, each has a sexual adventure, in addition to which Stonie watches another.
    Mike Vista finds a fellow traveler, Phillip Randy, for whom "getting away from it all" includes masturbating in the sunshine. Vista remarks, "Uh, I was looking for wood," to which Randy replies, "Well, you've found it." That's possibly the high point of the scene. Mutual deep sucking follows, and Vista feeds his balls to Randy, then rims and fucks him.
    Joie Torres is another guy trying to get away from it all, when he's attracted by the light reflected off Doug's shining buns. There's no clever dialogue this time. They suck. Doug fucks Joie. Joie cums a lot.
    On his hike, Stonie discovers a three-way in progress, with Marck Cirriano, Alan Gregory and Bo Kingsly. The threesome gets on the ground for a daisy chain suck with some rimming. Bear-in-the-making Bo can't get an erection for the entire scene. Blond Alan plays with Marck's foreskin, then Marck fucks Bo. They attempt a sandwich fuck with Alan in the middle but Bo detaches, so Marck fucks Alan. Everyone cums in someone's mouth, with cum-hungry Alan taking the loads of both Marck and Bo, while shooting his own load in Bo's mouth.
    Stonie, who has made no effort to join the group, has pulled his cock out, which gets him busted by ranger Nick Capra. Nick scolds; Stonie tells him to go find a picnic basket to guard, and they end up having sex. Stonie gives Nick great oral, but the camera denies us a good look at Stonie's remarkable buns. Their standing fuck — a single position — is completely unremarkable. All four feet remain firmly planted on the ground the entire time, despite the fact that they're in a cluster of trees and a leg up on one of them would have afforded much better views.
    In all, there's not a lot to recommend here. The sex is perfunctory, the direction uninspired and the cameraman must have had other things on his mind than his job. Even the puns on bears and wood are predictable ones. A lot of the cast members are still making movies, so if you want to check them out as they were five years ago. Sex in the Wild will let you shoot a few birds with one stone, if not your wad.
    The DVD has photo gallery, Web link, phone sex ads.

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