Side Tracked
a review by Onan the Vulgarian
Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer
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Side Tracked Cast: Ladislav Boh, Igor Braun, Carlos, Thomac Cruise, Mark Federico, Adam Kubick, Drago Lembeck, Petr Majer, Marco Mark, Otto Roberts, Glenn Santoro, Sergej Ural.
Directed by Richie Oldmann for TitanMen Fresh.
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One look at the three lovelies on the DVD cover and anyone could understand how Glenn Santoro got Side Tracked the day his car broke. While looking under the hood, Glenn barely catches a glimpse of Petr Majer ducking into an abandoned building. When he turns his head for a direct look, Petr steps out into full view, making sure that Glenn knows he is welcome to follow.
    Glenn is a bit slow. By the time he finds Petr inside the cavernous building, Petr has been taken by handsome Carlos, a familiar Eastern European model with several names who used to be a top and now is a bottom. Carlso has black hair, nearly black eyes, and a torso and ass so hot, you want to lick his picture on the cover (he's the guy on your left).
    Glenn, who is this year's Hard Choice Award winner for Best Chest, jumps right in. Although he's usually a bottom, Glenn tops here, sharing Carlos' ass with Petr. But not until after everyone has his oral fill of cock and pumps out a preliminary load. We never see Glenn again nor do we learn what became of his car.
    Instead, the camera takes us around the building, where there are men lurking everywhere. Drago Lembeck (abs) and Ladislav Boh (linebacker) are getting their jism churning while being watched from the floor when they see a nude descending the staircase. No relation to the Picasso painting, it's Adam Kubick, who's been watching from overhead and has decided to cut in.
    The staircase, in fact, proves a happy meeting place for sucking each other to climax. It also provides an acrobatic vantage point — like those monkey bars on the school playground that you'd love to try for sex — for the subsequent fucking, as Ladislav bottoms for his anonymous buddies.
    Marco Mark (the one with the Stegosaurus haircut) and Mark Federico (he's built like he could juggle his fellow cast members like tennis balls and he's handsome as hell) have a problem. They are both tops and neither one of them sucks cock. That doesn't stop them from having a makeout session that may be the hottest thing in the entire film. While tongue wrestling, their hands on busy on their own and each other's cocks. Then Otto Roberts come to the resue, He's a bottom and there's nothing he'd like better than two "straight-acting" and handsome tops to fuck him so hard he leaves with as flatter ass than he entered with.
    It's not June yet, but stripling Thomac Cruise is popping out all over in porn films these days. He's the last to arrive for this final three-way, joining the program in progress between Igor Braun and blond Serge Jural. He's so eager, he pops an early load but has a second one ready for after Igor and Serge fuck him.
    Though there's no rimming, there is plenty of enthusiasm in Side Tracked and if you like kissing, you'll love scene three.
    The DVD has previews, contact information, Web link, cumshots and a slide show.

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