Skater Bait a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Dempsy & Kurt, Keegan & Scott, Griffin & Cody, London & Korbyn. Directed by Landon.
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I know what jailbait is: you go for the bait, you go to jail. So what's Skater Bait? You go for the bait, you become scrawny, start to wear threadbare jeans and get acne?
    Blond Kurt is home waiting for his bud Dempsy to come over and watch a skater video with him, but once Dempsy arrives, they bicker because Kurt has already started watching the movie and he's pestering Dempsy about having sex. Dempsy doesn't wanna hear about "that gay thing" but finally agrees to try it, to shut Kurt up.
    Good thing for him and good thing for the viewer. Dempsy takes to cock sucking like a duck takes to water, and when he finally slides his dick into Kurt, he cant' get in far enough and Kurt can't spread his legs wide enough. They writhe and tumble through most of the positions as they try to get as much skin contact as possible. Of the four scenes in the film, this one brought me back for seconds.
    Keegan and Scott, on the other hand, have obviously made boysex music together before. They neck and nibble and make Keegan's shorts wet: is Scott drooling or is Keegan dripping? Scott has a big, veiny dick. Keegan uses his mouth a lot: he sucks, he chews Scott's nipple, he licks his balls, he eats his ass. Then he drills Scott's hole, first with his fingers, then with his cock. Scott whimpers a lot and gets very red in the face.
    Griffin and Cody are the dudes on the cover; Cody's the one with the lovebirds tattooed on his pecs and 17 colors of hair. They, too have done this before, although they choose the comfort of a bed — unlike Keegan and Scott. They kiss a lot and undress slowly, suck each other, and Cody fucks Griffin, shooting an extra-thick and sticky load in his face. Then Griffin jumps on Cody's chest and does likewise.
    Korbyn's roommate London spends too much time talking on his cell phone, but Korbyn can get London to hang up fast by sucking his cock. They sixty-nine of the couch and London fucks Korbyn, on the couch and on the coffee table, with lots of noise and splooge (Korbyn taking it in the eye).
    For verisimilitude, the opening credits and between-scene sequences feature guys on skateboards, some of whom are models in the film, enhanced by a bit of editing jazz and a visual special effect or two.
    My shot across the bow about Skater Bait notwithstanding, it's an unpretentious film with models who strike the right sexual notes and get messy together without playing up to the camera.
    The DVD has cumshots, Web link, music soundtrack, trailers, behind the scenes, photo galleries, bonus oral footage, solo by Griffin.

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