Soccer Lads a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Tommy Lima, Santiago Masur, Alan Aimar, Iori Serrano, Christopher Gonzalez, Jony Araoz, Max Tube, Tiago Rios. Directed by Monaco for Euroboy Sport.
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Though some of the Spaniards in Soccer Lads are barely past the twink stage, these eight young athletes are eager to indulge their sexual appetites. They're largely unwaxed (though not hairy by any means) and sufficiently limber and muscular to make convincing soccer players. They suck deep, they rim, they reciprocate and they fuck with gusto, indoors and out.
    Unfortunately, the models are not individually identified, so I cannot properly praise their performances or their anatomical parts. The theme is soccer, which provides non-sexual footage for the camera to record during the scene transitions. If you pay close attention, you can always find a soccer ball nearby during the sucking and fucking.
    In the first of the five two-man scenes, two sweaty fellows head for the apartment of one of them after playing with the ball out on the lawn. One heads for the shower, the other rubs his crotch, and thus begins the action. Maybe they are already boyfriends or roommates; there's no dialog to help us. Anyway, they jump in the shower and make out like crazy.
    One of them is a head taller and probably 40 pounds heavier than the other, and he takes the lead in burying his tongue in the smaller guy's hairy ass. They emerge from the shower to fuck on a futon, the big guy topping. The futon rocks and shudders as if it's going to fall apart, while the little guy rocks and shudders like he wants the big guy to tear him apart. Good stuff.
    The injured ankle scenario is employed in the next scene, but by the end of the scene I was convinced that the model's injury was real. Not only does he realistically favor that foot while fucking, but after the sex, the non-injured guy helps the injured guy to put his pants back on.
    A cute guy with a XXX tattoo on his left bicep suggests a massage to take his friend's mind off his injury. But the massage causes the injured lad's cock to poke out of his shorts, and that sight causes the masseur's cock to do the same. What else is there to do but suck?
    Clearly, cock sucking is NOT the road less traveled for either of these guys, who both display enthusiasm, skill and subtlety. They move to a bed where they can sprawl out and sixty-nine, then the injured guy plays with XXX's lovely white buns with the furry center before fucking him. Here and elsewhere, the camera finds various and inventive places to be — some of them close, some far enough to give you the full picture, and others from "artsy" perspectives that remind you there's someone on the set thinking about creating a good experience for the viewer, too.
    We next meet four guys scrimmaging who break into two pairs and go their separate ways. One couple finds a sunny wall for a sunny fuck. The bottom keeps his jock strap on the entire time, which would have been hotter if the top had shown more interest. This is the only scene in which there's no kissing nor any oral reciprocation from the top.
    Then the camera jumps to another bedroom scene. Mr. XXX from earlier is on a bed with a buddy watching a soccer game on TV. The buddy's room is papered with posters of naked women. The game is boring, and soon puts the buddy to sleep, so XXX wakes him up by grabbing his cock through his soccer shorts. Encountering no resistance, XXX then goes down on his straight but curious friend, who responds with a hole massage and a vigorous rimming of that beautiful butt. Then the straight guy gives XXX a robust fuck.
    The remaining pair from the foursome at the beginning of scene three stays behind to make out on the lawn, then they find a bench in someone's back yard for more intimate activity. One of them is the taller model from the first scene and the other is a stunningly handsome guy with a deep throat and hairy legs who bottoms on the bench after mutual oral sex.
    If you like handsome, dark, young athletes with toned musculature and natural body hair who relish having sex with each other, you'll really like Soccer Lads. The freshness of the faces in itself is a big plus, and there's outstanding camera work and (with the single exception mentioned earlier) convincing sexual performances. My only other reservation is that in three of the scenes, the models stop fucking and jack off separately. You'd think that with a satisfying fuck fully underway, they wouldn't stop until one of them couldn't hold out any longer.
    The DVD has scene selection.

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