Soccer Jocks
a review by Harley Shadow
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Soccer Jocks Cast: Ali, Ste, Stefan, Reece, Adam, Carl, Marcello, Randy, Steven.
Directed by Clive Roberts for EuroboyXXX.
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Director Clive Roberts scores a big winning goal with Soccer Jocks, an all-out twinkfest where the guys play more with two balls rather than a regulation black and white one. If soccer and its players looked and acted more like these boys, the sport would be the number one sport everywhere, instead of just everywhere but the United States. They are uninhibited, libidinous and their game is unstoppable, or at least the one off the field.
    The film is broken into five scenes, each with its own title. They take place in various locations like the park ("Park Pick-Up"), in bed ("Latino Lust"), and obviously the locker room (Locker Room Fuckfest"). The other two scenes are solos — one that could be better ("Web Wank"), and the other that rightly uses a vibrator to get the model off ("The Violet Vibrator").
    "Web Wank" is a little bit clunky because it could be hotter than it is, but gets off to a rough and slow start. Its star, Carl, is a very cute lad to look. He's chillin' by his computer one day, and decides to turn on his webcam for all the voyeurs out there. Now Carl's cock is huge, and this scene goes to show that just because you have a huge cock, doesn't mean the scene will be hot. The model has to know how to use his cock to lure and hypnotize the viewer, plus they have to use more than that cock to keep the viewer from hitting the fast-forward button. They've got to use their personality and sexuality, which unfortunately Carl doesn't use. It's all cock here, and at first that's great, but in the end his scene is two-dimensional.
    On the other hand, Steven knows how to work the camera, and not just rely on his vibrator and anal talents in "The Violet Vibrator." He shows us his goodies by spreading his cheeks and inviting the viewer to his tight and hungry hole, then teasing the viewer by switching back to stroking his cock. After he's hard, that's when he gets out the vibrator, puts it on high speed, and pumps it in and out of his hole until he shoots a huge wad.
    In all the scenes the models wear some type of soccer gear, as well as a jockstrap. Surprisingly they all look believable in them, especially Ali, Stefan and Ste. When Ali finds that someone has planted a dildo in his locker in "Locker Room Fuckfest," he slaps it across Stefan's white ass, which happens to be cradled in the jock, until it turns a nice shade of crimson. Stefan begs for him to stop, then gives him head. Ali eventually fucks Stefan, and this where Ste stumbles out of the shower and into the locker room, where he unleashes his beast for the boys to indulge in.
    When you think of soccer you don't think of anything that is pounding, but in Soccer Jocks, Adam and Reece, and later Randy and Marcello deliver pounding fucks that will have Marcello limping down the field. Adam and Reece will join him as they are the only two in the film that flip-fuck after a delicious 69 in "Park Pick-Up."
    The sex and models are pretty hot, and although the plot trails off some, watching these young, smooth and horny Soccer Jocks, clad mostly in white jockstraps, will have you yelling "Goal"!
    The DVD has trailers.

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