Collin O'Neal's World of Men: Spain

a review by Onan the Vulgarian
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	Cast: Collin O'Neal, Lucas Andradez, Aitor Crash, Igor Bad, Dennis D'Nello, Fabio, Daniel, Leo Rocco, Pablo Santanna, Robert Brankov, Tito. Directed by Collin O'Neal.
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The memory of some films remains, for various reasons, while the memory of others quickly fades. There are porn movies I watched in the '80s that are as vivid in my memory as if I had watched them a few minutes ago, while a film I watched a week ago may be a complete blur.
    Collin O'Neal's World of Men: Spain is going to stick in my mind for a very peculiar reason. It has the least amount of body hair, per capita, of any non-twink porn film I've ever watched. Whether by wax, by Nair, by razor or by electrolysis, practically every model (O'Neal himself is the outstanding exception) has rid himself of at least some of his body hair. Scalp, torso, pubes, arms and legs, armpits, balls, face, crack ... about the only part of the anatomy to escape relatively unscathed on every model is his eyebrows. In fact, I think there's one model whose eyebrows are the only hair remaining on his body. That may be a plus or a minus, depending on the viewer.
    Spain begins with Collin O'Neal lost. When he spots hunky Lucas Andradez (Hard Choice winner last year for Best Chest, before he waxed it) Collin asks for directions in broken Spanish. Roughly translated, he says, "I'm looking for the subway but I'll settle for going home with you." Home it is, where they suck and fuck.
    In the next scene, boyfriends Aitor Crash and Dennis D'Nello find a trick online to come over for a three-way. Igor Bad is the trick, and he lucks out when Aitor and Dennis want to ravish him without making any demands in return. Igor gets sucked, rimmed, face-fucked, pinched, fucked, kissed and thoroughly used. Aitor and Dennis take turns fucking him, and Aitor also fucks Dennis.
    Fabio and Daniel (no surnames) are sunning themselves on a rooftop when sex happens. Fabio, with spiky hair on his head and fur south of his navel, is one of the hairier members of the cast. He and Daniel are happy and handsome and they fuck each other. If you like a cock with a helmet-head, you'll love Fabio's.
    Leo Rocco (the next-hairiest cast member) and Pablo Santanna enjoy a flip-flop fuck in bed which is interesting for the contrast in age and body type. Then we meet up again with Collin, who still has not found the metro but has found Robert Brankov instead. They find a private place in the countryside for fucking. Brankov is almost white as marble but with plump buns and a way of arching his back while getting fucked that makes you wonder how much better he would be if the setting were a more physically comfortable one. O'Neal is a good top who relishes eating and playing with an ass before he fucks it, and who also gives good head, as he does likewise to his other two scene partners.
    O'Neal has a bonus scene with Tito, which sort-of clears up the mystery of Collin O'Neal's São Paulo, where clips of this scene with Tito appeared in the opening credits but there was no such scene in the film.
    The DVD has previews, contact info, bonus scene (Collin and Tito).

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