Tailpipes

a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Bo Matthews, Alexy Tyler, Marcos David, Roman Ragazzi, Remy Delaine, Justin Christopher, Dak Ramsey, Martin Mazza. Directed by Michael Brandon for Monster Bang Video.
	Raging Stallion Studios, 1155 Mission St., San Francisco, CA 94103. Toll-free orders (wholesale and retail) 877-327-0707. Internet www.ragingstallion.com.
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Earlier this year I reviewed a film by director John Bruno called Nailed, which was set in one of the most familiar gay porn venues, a grease monkey garage. I said that Bruno didn't reinvent the theme, but made it feel fresh. The same can be said for director Michael Brandon's film Tailpipes. It's a frisky and fucking hot film set in a garage full of horny grease monkeys who oil up their dipsticks and perform lube jobs on each other.
    Brandon does an impressive job keeping the theme fresh, grabbing the viewer's attention from the opening credits, and never letting go. With a heavenly cast that excels in looks, attraction, insatiability, it will be hard to press the fast-forward or skip ahead to any other part of the film. Brandon has directed quite a few films, and for the most part, they've been really good, but with its combination of electric sex and a perfect cast, Tailpipes is definitely one of the best and most memorable of his repertoire.
    The videography by Ben Leon takes viewers as close as possible when Dak Ramsey and Justin Christopher bang away at Martin Mazza's welcoming hole. When the camera zooms in on Remy Delaine's thick, uncut cock head rubbing up against Roman Ragazzi's hairy hole, viewers' assholes will undoubtedly flinch. The camera stays where viewers want it to, and never gets distracted by unnecessary action.
    Each scene is top-notch, so it's hard to pick one over another. The action is never unfulfilling: you take in all you can, cum, and an hour later, you're back for more — if you can make it through an entire scene without shooting a load.
    Cover model Ragazzi is an absolute dream, and the camera loves him. I couldn't stop swooning while he was lying in a pick-up truck bed being serviced by Delaine. The camera soaks in his dark, inviting eyes, huge flexing biceps, lickable hairy armpits, huge hairy chest, ripped hairy stomach with gasp-inducing shots from overhead. Of course Delaine is nothing to ignore, especially since he's returned with a more muscular physique, complete with a hairy chest, and an unshaven face.
    The two have one of the best scenes of the year as Delaine feasts on Ragazzi's cock and hairy asshole. The two suck each other, then cum on each other's hairy chests. Then Delaine rubs his dickhead on Ragazzi's hairy hole and fucks him. Ragazzi does what a lot of bottoms don't, which is to stay hard during the entire fucking. The two hardly speak, but with their eyes and actions, they speak volumes.
    The film begins and ends with two exciting three-ways as Bo Matthews brings his car in for service, but ends up servicing Alexy Tyler and Marcos David. This scene is great mostly thanks to the models' versatility. Just when you think Tyler and David are the tops, which doesn't seem to faze Matthews, Tyler and Matthews flip-flop and fuck each other while David feeds them his cock.
    The finale features Christopher, who also has a mouth-watering oral rendezvous with Tyler, and hairy Mazza making out underneath a car that Ramsey had been working on. Mazza slobs on Christopher's knob, and Christopher quickly spins him around and sinks his dipstick into Mazza's ass, as he cries out for more. After they cum, Ramsey joins the fun, bringing in a Francois Sagat dildo. I'd like to think the dildo was to prep him for Ramsey's cock, but he just got banged by Christopher's piston, so there's no need for it. Ramsey and Mazza make a great team as they taunt each other, making each other moan in unbridled pleasure, and because of that shoot two nice-sized loads.
    A lot of people are familiar with Brandon's impressive work in front of the camera, but with the excellent and stimulating Tailpipes, he shows he's just not known for a big dick, but is just as skilled behind the camera.
    The DVD has 38 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage and trailers.

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