Teacher's Pet a review by Onan the Vulgarian Best of Phoenix Alternative Video Reviewer

	Cast: Brad Benton, Brant Moore, Jesse Santana, Tristan Matthew, Kyle Aames, Jayden Holloway, Mark Cirriano, David Goldwyn, Trevor Knight, Mark Slade. Directed by Jim Steel for HIS Video.
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In Teacher's Pet, director Jim Steel continues to mine the stake he claimed in 2006 with The Devil Inside: creating films with no dialogue, whose individual scenes are related to a theme suggested only by the title. Sometimes that relationship is totally obscure; not even the scene title "Home Ex" gives a clue as to what two guys having sex in their kitchen has to do with teachers or classrooms.
    Assembling a cast of usual suspects and a few new faces, Steel gives us five scenes that becomes progressively less satisfying. The aforementioned "Home Ex" gives Brad Benton a chance to eat two bananas, the one that's in the fruit bowl in the kitchen and the one between Brant Moore's legs. He deep throats both of them. Moore is initially unrecognizable with short hair. Benton never gives a bad performance, sexual or otherwise, and his kissing, caressing, sucking, rimming, fucking scene with Moore is the wettest and sexiest of the film. Both guys are equally committed to this flip-flop fuck that ends atop the granite countertop with Benton's head precariously perched between a knife block and a meat slicer as they spray sweat and splooge all over the place.
    Jesse Santana's solo gets the same title as the movie. He's completely nude on the floor of a narrow hallway with a French door at one end. He plays a lot with his pretty hole and makes pretty pouting faces.
    "Home Work" opens with Tristan Matthew and Kyle Aames in adjacent leather armchairs until Tristan walks over and helps himself to Kyle's cock. Then he eats Kyle's ass for a while and Kyle fucks him without offering any oral reciprocation. They go back to their chairs to jack off.
    In "Learning His Lesson," Mark Cirriano initiates sex with Jayden Holloway on sofa. The daddy-boy dynamic, the mutual enthusiasm and some acrobatic positions make this the runner-up to Benton-Moore as best scene. Holloway make a very naughty, sex-crazed, potty-mouthed "boy."
    Which brings us to "Detention," a scene that has been unfolding intermittently between the other scenes, which now comes to a conclusion. Mark Slade is the teacher and David Goldwyn and Trevor Knight are his students. They eye each other without making any physical contact, eventually stripping and jerking off to annoyingly loud and fast electric guitar riffs.
    Steel is coasting in Teacher's Pet, which delivers three scenes that satisfy and two that make you scratch your head instead of rubbing your crotch.
    The DVD has fetish menus for each scene, trailers, slide show, Web link.

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