Up On It a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Honza Lesk, Miroslav, Tomas Len, Roman, Rastislav, Ladia, Jan, Lukas, Filip Chech, Radim, Kamil Misl, Petr Strom, Jan Lasto, Michal Burda, Tomas Kasa, Matt, Karel Rok, Libor, Lukas Zip. Produced by All Worlds Video.
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Honestly, Up On It is one of the most unevenly balanced films of recent memory. The good is mixed with the average and dull. It has its moments, such as a few solos by very captivating models, and it has some hot oral and anal action as well. Some of the scene set-ups are a little odd like, Filip Chech's with Radim, while others, like Jan Lasto's and Michal Burda's are just hot.
    Chech and Radim are either lounging around the house and kickin' back or they're at a club where it's underwear night, since that's all they have on. Chech serves Radim a couple of drinks at a bar, but Radim decides he'd rather have a tall drink of Chech's uncut cock in his mouth and up his butt. Though the action is a simple suck and fuck, the two have a great chemistry.
    But not as good as Lasto and Burda. After painting a bedroom, Lasto takes a shower while Burda gets in bed and fingers his ass. While the previous scene had subtitles, none are used here, as if you needed them to figure out that Burda is ready for the freshly showered Lasto to yank off his towel and stick his thick uncut dick up his chute. Lasto goes balls deep into his hungry bottom and never lets up. The two have a harmonious moan, though the camerawork here, and in the rest of the film, shoots the scene mostly from a wide angle, giving few close shots of Lasto's balls slapping Burda's ass.
    Petr Strom's and Kamil Misl's romp in the woods starts out well, as Misl stumbles upon the naked Strom, and immediately hugs a tree while getting fucked by Strom's huge cock. It's getting dark outside, but the scene continues to roll until it's completely dark. The director keeps filming, but the viewer can only hear the guys moaning. Unless you have the vision of a cat, or look really hard, you can't see them.
    The models' chemistry is off the charts, but they should have moved indoors or budgeted for some outdoor lights. Eventually, but not soon enough, the guys go to an apartment and continue. That time apart must have really gotten to Strom, who he delivers such an unyielding pounding, it's no wonder the twinkish Misl didn't split into two.
    At the beginning of Matt's scene with Tomas Kasa, they introduce themselves. Kasa calls himself Kenny, and they talk about how they're going to make a hot video. Did this film suddenly turn amateur? It's never explained, but the beefy and hairy Kasa and Matt start mackin' big time, making this look like a promising scene. When it comes time for Kasa to get fucked, things go wrong. While Matt delivers an energetic fuck, Kasa just lies there as if it were nap time. For a fleeting moment, the momentum picks up when he gets on top of Matt and rides him to a so-so cumshot.
    Things get better during the finale, where we find a bathtub three-way between muscle boys Karel Rok, Libor and Lucas Zip. After this scene, there are eight additional solo scenes. It's unknown why these weren't mized in with the action scenes. Honza Lesk and Tomas Len easily show up Kasa's sex scene, wildly humping pillows and beds, as well as playing with their asses. They could have livened up below-average scenes in the middle of the film. Putting them at the end, especially those from Lesk, Len, and a hairy Roman, who is the only one to finger his ass, is odd, because they are hotter than the sex scenes at the beginning of the film.
    The DVD has previews, Wrap It Up PSA, cumshot gallery.

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