Virgin Spank a review by Harley Shadow

	Cast: Alex Kristoff, Sergio Clair, Brian McDonald, Josh Caleb. Directed by Keith Manheim for KM Studios.
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In any movie, porn or mainstream, one of the jobs of the cast is to keep the viewer's attention. A good story is important too, but the cast has go to do anything and everything to keep that attention focused, or else they lose the viewer and the attention is focused elsewhere. That's the case in Virgin Spank, a fetish film about spanking.
    It's a film about twinks who have never been spanked, and it's up to Master Alex Kristoff to show them the ropes. Unfortunately, the film focuses more on light whipping, cock sucking and how to wear leather accessories appropriately. In a fetish film, a virgin ass would go from pale white to crimson in no time. In most fetish films, the topic at hand begins right away, but in Virgin Spank, it takes 16 minutes before someone is bent over Kristoff's knee and he actually uses his hand to spank the boy's ass. Sorry, but lightly whipping the boys with a cat-o-nine tails is just that — whipping, not spanking.
    The most irritating thing about the film is the cast. The three twinks, Sergio Clair, Brian MacDonald and Josh Caleb, as well as Kristoff himself, look so incredibly bored throughout the film, you'd think they would rather be doing their taxes. The expressions on their faces are so lifeless, they make the fish in your grocer's freezer look alive. When Kristoff whips, spanks and bosses the boys around, his voice is so bland, you can't take him seriously as a masked master. Later, when Sergio Clair is forced to dildo Josh Caleb's ass, both of them look like they're ready for a nap.
    Actually, the dungeon set-up is well done. The shocking red floor, the eerie dark brick walls, and the spinning wheel on the wall make the dungeon look scary, intimidating, yet somehow tempting. A lot of the camera shots are wide shots, which give the viewer a faraway look at the action. How is the viewer supposed to watch a white butt turn red if it's shot from so far away?
    The most exciting thing in Virgin Spank is the first five minutes of iMax's soundtrack, which sounds like it belongs more to a thriller or horror film than a spanking film. After that, there's little erotic or titillating to be found. I've seen dogs spanked harder for eating their owner's homework or going to the bathroom indoors than the guys in Virgin Spank.
    The DVD has a slideshow and trailers.

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